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    French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

    ITT: cultural shock Exactly. People who have decided to hate gaming are a very vocal minority but still a minority. Like you said, it's not a 50/50 world. Most people are absolutely indifferent to this advertisement and I've yet to see people raging about this outside gaming websites...
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    French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

    1. If someone is already hostile to gaming (which is pretty mainstream right now) I don't assume them to be rational. This advertisement is not going to make them more hostile because they already convinced themselves they are stubborn pricks who decided to hate something. My point? Doesn't hurt...
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    Russia Begins Censoring Websites

    I used to trust governments to be consistent and not lie. Governments flip like pancakes and lie all the time. I think he said Stalin because - responsible for more deaths than Hitler - no need to pull off the Hitler card in a country with Russia's history You're jumping over...
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    Poll: Historical Inaccuracies in Games

    Games should be historically accurate, but in a sci-fi game where somehow your DNA passes on your life experience to your offspring so that one of your descendents can relive your actions I think all bets are off. If most people wouldn't understand that torpedoes were mines, and not everyone...
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    Feeling Bad for Someone Makes You Less Smart

    >dat title I bet that if an article says that global warming was 10% lower than predicted, the title will be "NO GLOBAL WARMING IN THE LAST 10 YEARS" or "10% CHANCE OF GLOBAL WARMING BEING A FRAUD". So game developers feel bad for roofers and get scammed?
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    French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

    If we weren't informed about all possible outcomes, this article wouldn't be SRS BUZINSS! I didn't get it, lol. Was that supposed to be related to my post? They are Konami, I'm pretty sure they don't know what to do.
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    Smartphones Linked to Promiscuous Teenagers

    Sounds like a complete useless study. Correlation does not imply causation, how should be smartphones be a "risky avenue"? Are they also gateway drugs now? It all depends on what kind of target audience among the teens these phones are popular with. Since I hardly use facebook and I've got no...
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    French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

    I mean, it's Sony, how does this impress anyone at all? >GAIMZ JOURNALIZM!
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    Poll: Are you tired of Day One Patches

    I'm not posting to fight for a right to say stuff about the industry or anything (even though there is an article granting me freedom of speech in my country's constitution) but why should that apply to the videogame industry and not *everything* else? I'll have to work for the post office...
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    Poll: Are you tired of Day One Patches

    Yeah, it's awesome that games get fixed. But it's not awesome that many people still have limited bandwidth or download caps and won't see their game fixed at all until they find someone to download for them/go to a place with better connection and download there. Then I guess we have...
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    Halo 4 Sexism Earns You a Lifetime Ban

    This will either end up with massive bans or a pathetic attempt to blot out the sun. Anyway, this will be a great opportunity to pretend I'm a girl and report everything as sexism just to see how far this goes. So every guy and boy will still be called a ******. i.e. everything is the...
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    I liked the Mass Effect 3 ending.

    This Ferrari is supposed to reach very high speeds but it really doesn't, but you'll still like it. Oh, yeah, buy out factory extras while you're at it! That's what my opinion of the first production run of said Ferrari. Nothing against people liking it, but if you're sacrificing everything...
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    EA Admits Poor Medal of Honor: Warfighter Sales

    You don't know who you will face in combat, or if there will be any combat at all. How can you premeditate the murder of someone you don't know and that you don't even know if they'll show up? Specially if when they do show up, they fire at you? Sounds like a legitimate shot to me, if every...
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    Fetish being your sexuality?

    I just was randomly strolling on the internet, and accidentally I became aware I have that problem. Well at least I don't have to blame the thickness of condoms. That just sounds like a low sex drive or just some self-taught mentality. I mean, I went trough the same thing and I just ended up...
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    EA Admits Poor Medal of Honor: Warfighter Sales

    Military shooters need to be revamped. This was getting out of hand and now it's just ridiculous. Doorfighter was so obviously rushed they had a 1.7GB patch to fix gamebreaking issues. There is a very defined meaning of murder, and it's not what you think it is. In most games, if you just...