Recent content by Endocrom

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    Game Theory: Why Star Fox Has No Legs, The Real Reason!

    I don't know, Krystal had pretty human looking feet.
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    Honest Game Trailers: Heroes of the Storm

    The narrator from Valiant Hearts?
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    Non-Player Counselor: Duke Nukem Has Mommy Issues

    How about the chosen undead from Dark Souls. It's got to be rough living in a game that wants to kill you. Can you do Nintendo characters? or does Chris' job make that a no-go?
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    Toejam & Earl Kickstarter by Greg Johnson

    70% and 13 days to go. Sounds do-able. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1578116861/toejam-and-earl-back-in-the-groove Check it out at the very least to see Will Wright and Tim Schafer's true forms in one of the promo videos. (The one labeled ZIQUAT near the bottom)
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    Zero Punctuation: Lords of the Fallen - Imitation is Flattery?

    The guy on the cover looks like Tom Selleck. That's all.
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    Feed Dump: The Less You Know

    I seem to remember another story about a man having sex with a mailbox. I think he was a teacher, and it was in the snow. Raccoons in a trench coat, my new favorite character.
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    Steam Holiday Auction at a Halt After Suspected Exploits - Update

    This has been the steam event that professional card hoarders were born for. You know the ones, posting huge sales pitches on every trade forum always asking for 2:1. 4k is the lowest auction I've seen and it was for DLC to an educational game.
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    Valve Tightens Its Early Access Rules

    If only I had someone to thank God for, for exposing this system abuse.
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    Escapist Podcast: 163: What Could Still Be Made Into A Game?

    I was reading about a canceled Highlander game, it sounded almost like Neverdead, you would have used your body as an electrical circuit and other normally fatal activities in addition to the obvious sword fighting. The plot didn't excite me too much, it was going to be about ANOTHER MacLeod and...
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    Uncivil War: Divekick - There Can Be Only One

    Between the US and Australia I'm surprised there were no lag based fake-out victories. You know the ones, where you see and hear for a split second that you got the hit, then the characters teleport to a position where it is you who is TAKING the hit. Often a headshot.
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2014: Bloodfreak

    Wow, those Nicholas Sparks covers side by side. ------------ The Director looks kind of like Corbin Bernsen if he were born in the 30's
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    Nvidia Proves Moon Landing Photos Authentic

    Truman: What's that? Photo manipulation isn't good enough to fake the moon landing yet? Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!
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    Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 2 - Hack The Planet (Into Pieces!)

    Pfffftt! Taking Vitra's impurity level with a thermometer. You'll need 7 more giant thermometers.
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    Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 1 - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events!

    How many parts are we talking here? 'cause the WHOLE GAME is a cutscene.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Professional Stabbists

    Wow, work those lungs Kathleen.