Recent content by endplanets

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    Unskippable: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Inserting in the LZ Down and Dirty

    "We leave in one Mike". Do people in the military actually say Mike instead of Minute? They sound like total twats. I remember CoD 2 had one moron saying "We are Oscar Mike" instead of just On the Move. Do people in the military actually talk like that or is it just CoD saying "look at how...
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - G.I. Joe Villain Kevin Spacey

    CoD vs Pinhead? Well we already had CoD vs Predators and CoD vs Michael Myers (No, seriously) so why not.
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    Destiny: Loot Plot

    This strip is one of the more meme worthy ones. Just swap out the faces and insert a new revenge plot. ... and that's why I decided to reboot Devil May Cry. ... and that's why I made Tomb Raider an exclusive. ... and that's why I didn't change Mass Effect 3's ending. ... and that's...
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    Jimquisition: The Poison of Pre-Order Culture

    Jim's points against pre-orders are really good but his hate for bricks and mortars is pointless. Its kinda odd that a good chunk of the vid is about how retail is EEEEVIL because they take some money when that is what they are supposed to do. Having a non-electronic way to get games is good...
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    Jimquisition: Diversity? LIEversity!

    Alright, so there are two possibilities there. Either they don't have the resources (and are massively incompetent) or they are straight up lying to your face. Or both. Take your pick. Either way Jim's complaint's are valid in that regard. I agree with "vote with your wallet" but I always...
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    Jimquisition: Diversity? LIEversity!

    Out of all the games to remove females it is bizarre that AC would do it. Women seem to make up a large chunk of their fans (all my female friends dig it) and you could just recycle previous game's female animates and assets. And they already have female voice actors what with the women...
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    Jimquisition: Diversity? LIEversity!

    Its always odd ad annoying when a problem boils down to "they are liars" or "they are idiots" (or both). Another variant is "they are in on it" or "they are incompetent".
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    First Look at Far Cry 4 Protagonist Ajay Ghale

    Note how the main character is still Caucasian (racial classification is illogical)
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    Game Theory: Why Final Fantasy is Anti-Religion

    Do Kid Icarus, Painkiller, League of Angels, and Diablo count? I have never played any of these games but I think they count. It's not hard to make a good monotheistic religion, but it is much easier and cooler not to. In almost all fiction you need an underdog. A good guy going up...
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    Game Theory: Why Final Fantasy is Anti-Religion

    If you are interested, a similar thing happens in the old game Guardian Heroes. In one of the ending you go to heaven, kill god (who bizarrely looks a lot like Yu Yevon from FF8) and return to earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5rDNPascaRc#t=656 I always...
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    Jimquisition: The Trap Of Gamer Gratitude

    Not a single picture of Syndrome from The Incredibles here. For shame Jim. http://www.asterick.com/realschluss/Incredibles/Syndrome.jpg This reminds me of when ME3 got a "better" ending. Its less about "thanks" and more "about time"
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    Jimquisition: Tomopology Life

    Excellent episode, because anyone can make mistakes and you shouldn't always stick to your guns. This includes Jesus. In the Mormon religion, black people used to be EEEEEEEEVIL (Curse of Ham and Kane and stuff) then one day Jesus just decided that they weren't. In early scripts from the...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Elder Scrolls Online - We Can MMO Too

    The Red Guard are not-Arabs as opposed to not-Africans. Arabs were in Europe so the Red Guard existing in Chyrill makes sense (not sure how katanas, paper, and potatoes got there though). They even kinda dress like real world Arabs. Bummer that some people are not liking the game.
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    Jimquisition: Cloak and Dagger

    I can never really take "don't badmouth me because there was behinds the scenes stuff" at face value because there is no way for me to know it that is actually true. Because it is really easy to just lie and say there was behind the scenes stuff and in reality its just a bad product. Tell me...
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    Trailers: XCOM: Enemy Within - Security Breach Trailer

    Well, I was writing a TV show for XCOM. The gimmick being that early on there are almost no aliens. XCOM mostly fights guerrillas, terrorists, the mafia and the regular military who are all fighting over scavenging alien tech from the alien's scouting force. Nobody thinks the aliens are a threat...