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    If you designed an FPS, what would it be like?

    not so much exactly what i would do overall, but some things I'd find interesting to see done... - when you get shot and don't die, you're wounded. healing takes longer, requires a medic, and you will bleed out if you don't get help. - Guts. I can fuck alien women in Mass Effect but I...
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    Mass Murderer Admits to Training Using Video Games

    oh this breivik asshole again? come on scandinavians give this dog the blood eagle and toss his body into the sea, that the kraken may gnaw on his bones. guffaw guffaw! the joke is on the courts for this man does not recognize their authority! so obviously he wins (pretending anyone wants to...
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    EA steals from Games Workshop

    wow just throw some fucking orks on it why don't ya EA. what a bunch of dicks.
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    What is God's last name?

    skrugs. you see, god is an alien. not a powerful alien, just a run of the mill one having a laugh at our expense. well he was... until he got bored and left a few thousand years ago.
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    Why So: Anti-Elf?

    because elves are spindly and weak! also the "we're good at everything but our civilization was destroyed" thing is fucking old. if you're so wonderful elves, you wouldn't be camping out in a tent in the woods with your supposedly superior weapons and magic.
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    "Thin Tail" Call of Duty Drags Down Sales

    *stomps Call of Duty's throat, smashes its head on sidewalk, furious punching and general RAAAGE* huff puff... is it dead yet? did we finally kill it? I... I don't know yet. Hopefully a new shooter that doesn't have shitty maps and piss poor balance will come along. No no no! The...
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    Mega Man Creator Shakes Fist At Japanese Game Industry

    How many times in Japanese history have they shut themselves off from the world and from any opinion but their own only to have the world kick them square in the ass afterwards? They need to realize that their greatest successes often came after adopting and improving other people's stuff. If...
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    Sony Won't Approve Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Promos

    I have a friend who constantly whines about how 360 gets DLC first and whatever else. I told him that Sony often takes a while to approve DLC and so they get it last. Usually he responds with, "FUCK X BOX!" Agreed, I'm on my 75th X Box. But that doesn't change the fact that however they approve...
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    Rumor: Next PlayStation Coming in Late 2013

    I've accepted that publishers and now console makers are going to jam pineapples up the asses of people who dare to buy used games (those ungrateful swine who have to pay for other things). I don't like it. I hate them. I hope they manage to catch ebola. No backwards compatibility though...
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    GAME Ireland Employees Denied Redundancy Pay

    kick The Man square in the balls. repeat until The Man can no longer have children.
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    Scientists Create Gun That Physically Stops You From Talking

    I hate devices like this. Scientists need to work on shit that is actually beneficial to mankind. This will either be a novelty or refined into a crowd control device.
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    Twisted Metal Review

    Really? Updated with Mario? Brilliant! I can't believe Nintendo has never done such a thing. - There is a tutorial. - The controls take a minute to get used to, but then again there is a few control sets to try so maybe one is better. I use default and was too used to it to even bother...
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    Will there be an Atheist, Female, or Homosexual President in our lifetime?

    Definitely a homosexual one, maybe an atheist. Atheists, according to some polls, are trusted less than muslims and homosexuals. Americans aren't big fans of either of those groups and they hate us more. However, the number of atheists or non worshippers among young (college age) citizens is...
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    What's your funeral song?

    The Art of Dying by Gojira. I'd post an embedded video but I have no idea how to. So fuck it.
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    Woman burned alive for being a witch

    True, but it provides a convenient framework for people to do these kinds of things and then claim some kind of defense. Well duh dude there's evil magic and good magic. Gaaaawwwwd dontcha know yer religionz?