Recent content by EOD Tech

Already took it. See my username.

RPG, Singleplayer, 6hrs plus

Well, a lot of people call the first Hitman game "broken" because there were literally no saves. Once you died or failed, game over, period. I actually loved it...it forced you to really plan out your routes, really observe the guards' movements rather than just trial-and-error-load-quicksave...

I've never encountered any of these bugs you all keep griping about.

My EOD badge.

I meant in the US. In country of course you assume everything is an IED at first. But here in the states, a purse left on a table full of other purses shouldn't raise that much suspicion.

I am a bomb technician and it's never failed to amaze me how often we're called out to "disarm" items that in no way, under any circumstances, could possibly be a bomb. I've been called on purses, briefcases, bags of trash, even cellphones. I always say better safe than sorry, but sometimes...

Vampire Rain: looked AMAZING from the trailers, seemed to be a good indie game combining Splinter Cell with vampires. In reality was just awful. PERHAPS the worst game I've ever played. GTA IV: spent hours and hours on it, and came away no richer. It's just beautiful enough to keep you...

What do you mean they "forgave" WET? WET was awesome.

Not that my opinion matters at all, BUT...I used to pirate games. Then I played Max Payne 2. One of the best games ever made, and if you disagree then you have no taste. I finished that game (my cracked copy) and immediately went out and bought it. Have done the same ever since. This is...

Nobody gives a crap about the stupid-ass royal family. I can't believe there are still countries that have monarchies. It's hard to even take them seriously. It's 2011, people.

None. There is none. There is absolutely zero appeal. They are full of plot holes and material stolen from other (much better) books and movies. They also feature an entirely British set of characters, which is infuriating because who the hell wants to listen to British people speak for...

Who the eff would stand up to wipe? You're essentially crop-dusting tiny little particles of poo onto everything...the seat, the surroundings, your pants and underpants, your boots...it's disgusting. If you stay sitting all that microscopic poop just continues to fall right in the toilet. Not...

Supporting the SCOTUS decision is only right if you would ALSO support people holding up signs, saying God is happy this person is dead, at the funerals of: -blacks -gays -lesbians -asians -hispanics -teachers -nurses -cops -firefighters -arabs -muslims -jews -stippers -abortion...

You know what, I'm sorry: now that I think about it, I'm wrong. If you play the secret ending you actually wrap up a loose end from SR1 (you know what I mean). I got confused. I tell you another thing I'm hoping for: Eliza Dushku returns as a voice actress. She is so sexy that just her...