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    Dishonored 2 PC Performance Patch Coming Soon

    There ought to be a law...God forbid somebody wanted to play without an internet connection!
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    Dishonored 2 PC Performance Patch Coming Soon

    So, can anybody explain to me why it's updating for 18 hours on Steam? Is this the patch? I installed it yesterday from a disk, I was hoping to play tonight...
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    Report: Dishonored 2 Will Surface at Gamescom, 2014

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *squee* Welp. There goes a month of my life. I really hope it comes out after exams are over.
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    Lucasfilm Makes It Official: Star Wars: Expanded Universe Is Dead

    Well, it's not like we didn't all see this coming, but still. Childhood RUINED. It's not like the core Star Wars fanbase matters when your movie is so large that its name alone guarantees you a massive profit, but I still feel like this is gauche.
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    The Lego Movie Sequel Set for May 26, 2017

    I can seethe corporate schmucks now. "200 million dollars!? Make me another now!"
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    US To Require Cars to Communicate With Each Other

    I was part of the Ann Arbor study; I drive University of Michigan transit buses. That damn system is incredibly annoying. It tells you when pedestrians are in the crosswalk! That you're stopped at! Which is controlled by a light! With an obnoxious flashing tablet mounted to your dash! The day...
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    Hewlett Packard Promotes Windows 7 On New PCs

    Sup dawg, we herd u like windows 7 so we put windows 7 in your windows 7 so you can 7 while you windows In all seriousness though, not only have I never heard of something like this I didn't think this was possible. My admittedly vague understanding of the business model is that Microsoft...
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    Waxing Philosophical

    I can see somebody else is excited for Season Two of Attack on Titan as well. Aside: Please please PLEASE let this be a new plotline. I really want to know why Erin set fire to her place of employment.
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    NSA Hacks Microsoft Windows Error Messages

    What we need to do is get Google to provide a script where, any time somebody attempts to access your computer from an external source, it automatically replaces whatever they target with a jpeg of several dozen poorly photoshopped penises.
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    Dogecoins, Dogewallet Hacked on Christmas

    ...so when did this whole Dogecoin thing become a thing? Because, uh, I missed this one. I am not one to miss such things.
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    Judge Refuses To Dismiss League of Legends Terrorist Threat Case

    I'm going to disagree with you. Once you bring up "eating their still-beating hearts" you're clearly Crossing The Line Twice; the assertion is obviously ridiculous and you sound like a movie villain. That's the joke. This is and always will be a case of some asshole in a position of power trying...
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    Captain Philips - Sympathy for the Pirate

    Am I the only one who is insanely excited to see a movie about Mary Poppins? Because I am seriously excited.
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    Lone Ranger Writer To Script Masters of the Universe Movie

    ABANDON SHIP. ABANDON SHIP. He-Man is ruined forever.
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    BioShock's Burial At Sea, The First Five Minutes

    Rapture is absolutely gorgeous in that new engine. My entire life is just going to be on hold for two days once this comes out...
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    The Mandate Kickstarter Combines FTL with XCOM

    This is the part where I post the Fry meme.