Recent content by errorfied

May I just say one thing? DON'T LEAVE IT TO THE NIGHT BEFORE Am currently in this situation and it's causing me the kind of pain I don't think most people can even comprehend. Why the hell am I on the Escapist...? *runs off to dissertate*

This poll proves nothing. All it proves is a bunch of pro-video game people *think* video games don't cause violence. Go find real studies. Not opinions. And if you want opinions don't deliberately find incredibly biased ones.

That's hilariously screwed up and a system which is just waiting to be exploited by pedophiles.

My advice would be to just go to a really good place to study computer science, then take as many optional modules in the stuff you want to learn, i.e. artificial intelligence, graphical computing etc.

Maybe just play it for long enough to see who I hate most in the world? I have no idea who that is.

This could cause copyright issues with Mortal Combat Vs. D.C, surely?

Valve Vs. Capcom would be awesome. I have no idea how it would work though. I'm just sure it would be awesome.

I can kick myself in the head? It's not especially useful, but it's a fantastic party trick and has got me my fair share of free drinks.

I'm surprised by the number of painfully sweet drinks that have made the list so far. I just don't find it pleasant to be drinking sugar if I'm trying to relax. A glass of red wine will keep me very happy.

My favourite was uttered by the great Dr Spooner himself, to a student of his who had not been studying. "You have tasted a whole worm!" It only really works phonetically, but it makes me giggle anyway.

It's my birthday today. I'm officially no longer a teenager. Not sure how I feel about this.

9, and it was Harvest Moon for the Gameboy colour.

Kate Moss is from Croydon, like me! Croydon is part of London though, and so many celebrities are from London I couldn't even list them. It's kinda cool having Kate Moss so local, even if she is a bit of a skank. I once had my hair cut by the same person who cuts her mother's hair!

I spent a night pretending I was a female to male transsexual and flirted with a drunk married mother in her late 30s, told her she was beautiful; eventually I made out with her and we had an argument over something (too drunk to remember) in a supermarket at 5am. She was very unattractive...

I know this adds nothing to the discussion, so I'm going to apologise, but I used to think Branston Pickle was the same thing as Marmite. I don't know why...