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    Notch Cancels Space Sandbox Game, Fans Salvage It

    He can't really hinder it. They're not using his code, and besides... ... his code is absolutely terrible anyway. It's impossible to maintain. Just look at Minecraft, they're still cleaning up his mess.
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    First Party Xbox One Games Will Cost $60

    This isn't exclusive to Australia. I've seen plenty of games in retail stores in Norway that, converted to USD, cost about $104.
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    EA's free game, which will it be?

    Maybe it was the shameless plugging he's been pulling on EVERY SimCity thread? OT: It'll probably be a choice that spans different genres, to please the most. Well, hopefully, anyway. They'll still be on Origin, though, which sort of ruins the 'gift'.
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    Epic Games Boss Dreams of a Future Without Physical Retail

    If anything, staying digital lets you keep the save files, through Steam Cloud and such. I don't really see what you're trying to say. :/
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    Safety videos are terrifying

    I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. "Secure the vest"?
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    Facebook Aims For Core Gamers

    I don't have Facebook, and if anything, this gives me all the more reason to avoid it. Twitter already provides more than enough regarding bowel movement stories.
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    Poll: Poll: MLP good?

    While I agree that this fucking thread has been done to fucking death, there's actually been a fucking while since this fucking thread popped the fuck up.
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    Poll: Poll: MLP good?

    Fucking thank you for your fucking opinion, it's fucking brilliant and we should all fucking listen to your undeniable fucking wisdom. We shall all fucking kneel before our new fucking overlord. Fuck. OT: The appeal (to me, at any rate) lies both in the fact that the show is good on its own...
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    free games thread

    Yep, I still have it. Just add me on Steam, and I'll gift it to you. Sure, you can have them. I honestly don't see why you'd want a crate, but eh :P
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    free games thread

    My Steam inventory consists of four Dota 2 beta keys (but who doesn't have that already?), one SMNC key (although it's already released, so I dunno), and one copy of Breath of Death VII. Contact me at Steam [http://steamcommunity.com/id/freecraphere/] so I can gift them to whoever wants it :D...
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    GOG.com Supports Windows 8

    And you're STILL NOT listening to what he's actually saying. Yes, he did say it himself; all installers work! But it's obvious that the path they're taking is the problem: even if the shop is optional, people will be growing accustomed to it. When they do, Microsoft can easily close the system...
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    A panic attack from a youtuber.

    This is a prime example: commas. Rambling, sure, but at least stick to one topic and don't let a sentence run on. To let your writing flow better, it could've been written like this instead: Personally, I understood little of what I can conclude is a rant more than anything, so I can't...
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    Peter Molyneux Plans Only One More Game

    Breaking news, indie studio 22Cans rebranded to 1Can. Let's just hope it's not another Curiosity, that game was honestly horrendous in terms of *enjoyment*. Clicking cubes gets stale after a while, even if you're writing dick jokes for the rest of the world to see.
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    Medal of Honor: Warfighter Sales Continue to Disappoint

    ... This wasn't unexpected? Let's just think for a sec. Another terrible, short "cinematic" linear single player with invisible walls and next to no story? Another poorly balanced progression-based multi player? Yep, that'll revive the series for sure! They stopped trying ages ago. Let the...
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    Advice on computer build

    I've been looking for a new build recently, as my current laptop can barely hold up to Source games, and I came up with this build: Processor: Intel® Core i5-3470 Power Supply: XFX ProSeries Core Edition 550W PSU CPU Cooler: Corsair H60 Hydro Series Motherboard: MSI B75MA-P45, Socket-1155...