Throwing more mods and hiring coders to create a capture for non pub club memebers worked in the past, why not do it again?
Are we in the mad max universe? I've not been away that long for society to fade from this dark land?
Get the gun, and a Raspberry Pi, and Drone, in which to create the best home defence droid ever. Seriously though, do what makes you happy, stay safe, and don't get married if you're happy enough with a pet cat, and a dildo.