Recent content by EvilEngineNumberNine

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    The Ugly Truth About Videogame Movies

    The problem isn't just that the movies suck, or that it's our fault for wanting them. Working with videogame plots must be a nightmare but going the route that most directors and writers go with game to movie translation is outright wrong. Same with most movies about comic books and even just...
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    I am done, professionally, with High School Hipsters

    I like how normal high school kids like to think they have problems. Grow a pair son, he's just some douche bag. Concentrate on not being one yourself.
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    190: Albert's Arcade

    Cool story bro. Very well written and wonderfully entertaining article. Write more, I'd love to read em if the Escapist will post em.
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    The Future of the United States of America

    One Trillion dollars divided amongst the U.S. population would equal $3291.00 per person. Exactly.
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    The real reason Halo was/is so popular

    Actually the real reason Halo is so popular is because it simplified and tightened the FPS experience into something that the console crowd hadn't seen since Goldeneye. Something that was fun and easy to play while still maintaining something for the more hardcore players (OO Agent mode in...
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    Got a local gametrading store? Try there. You'd be amazed what you find there. I found Panzer Dragoon Saga, Xenogears, and Virtual On at my local. All much older than SOTC.
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    Do you think SF4 is too hard?

    Game not too hard sir. Game too easy. Seth is also cheap. But not as cheap as Jinpatchi. Geese. Gaia. Sooooooooooooo many others.
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    No official PC port but it does work in a not so legal way which I will not discuss here by any means. It's worth your money and your time, just don't expect to play it many times after you beat it. Don't let that deter you from getting it though as everyone should have the chance to play this game.
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    The good thing about buying it is that you can take time to perfect the speed runs at the end of the game and just have alot of fun playing the enemies without having to find them first. Although getting there is about 3/4 of the fun. Am I the only one who felt really, really bad killing some of...
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    I have an old one. It's for the PSC-2000
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    You can beat it in the span of a rental. It's DEFINITELY worth playing. Buy if you really like it that much or it you are a collector. It's impossible for me to explain the scope and beauty of this game. You have to see it with your own eyes.
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    Am I the last to know about Mercs 2?

    No wait... Yeah I checked. You still are.
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    189: Rob from the Rich, Steal from the Poor

    I'm sorry but even before I knew about the advertising in that game I realized that every car model in the second level was a dodge and it creaped me right out and ruined the gameplay experience. THEN I saw the huge DODGE billboards and was like OOOOHHHHHHH! Still haven't beat that game. Not on...