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    Need for Speed Reboot Announced By Electronic Arts

    How is them "rebooting" the franchise screwing people over? It's a little asinine seeing as there was never a continuous franchise to be rebooted, but I don't think they're doing customers a disservice by doing so.
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    AMD: Nvidia "Completely Sabotaged" Witcher 3 Performance on Our Cards

    I'm running a 970 on high settings with a couple of ultra settings turned on and I'm getting between 60 and 50 fps with the hair stuff turned all of the way up, so it might not have to do with just your graphics card. I've got a 4770k @4ghz and 16 gigs of 2440hz ram. It seems to me like the...
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    Curiosity Rover Captures Delightful Images of Sunset on Mars

    They're beautiful, but also a little eerie. Familiar, but not quite right. I didn't know landscapes could be in the uncanny valley.
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    Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is Coming This Halloween

    At first I thought that guy was just joking, but it got pretty interesting towards the end there. I doubt it will be anything like that, but I'm still interested in the fourth game none the less. It does make me sad that we live in a world where Silent Hills is cancelled, but we have four...
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    Shows that NEED to be brought back

    I think Futurama's had its fair run. Over ten seasons is pretty damned respectable. Plus, it was starting to lose a bit of its charm and just go for dumb humor. I guess I'm the only person on this forum who likes Danny Phantom, then. It's probably never going to be seeing the light of day...
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    Update: Sly Cooper Movie First Details and Screens Sneak Out

    So, apparently Kevin Miller wasn't even asked to do the voice for this movie. When asked about it, the PR rep for the movie company said, "[I] Wanted to say that it?s a completely different team. We (Blockade) helped bring in new talent for the film to make sure it was to the level we all want...
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    Xbox One "Immersive Gaming" Video Ad May Be a Bit Disturbing

    Oh yeah, because anti gaming lobbyist needed more ammuntion. Not to mention the commercial is just plain bad. I could see how it might appeal the the dudebro demographic that microsoft seems to aim for though. Still, I've definitely seen worse console commercials.
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    You Have Been Transported to the Universe of Happy Tree Friends For A Week, How Do You Survive?

    Unless you slip on blood an fall face first into a fryer, onto a sharp object, down stairs etc. I, personally, would not go to the woods. Knowing me I would have the same luck as the moose and have to chop my leg off with a plastic spoon because a tree fell on it. I would hide in an...
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    The Stanley Parable Maker Promises to Change "Racist" Image

    Whoosh! Right over your head. Yes, cigarettes are bad. That's the point of the picture. "You can either help *gives kid cancer stick* or set them on fire" It comes from the 50's when cigarettes weren't considered the devil, and racism was rampant. The picture is making fun of the whole...
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    Battlefield 4 Official Story Trailer Socks a Dog in the Chops

    I'm fairly certain that that's supposed to be a child. Anyway, yeah I'm kind of sad that Battlefield is trying so hard to beat Call of Duty, by being exactly like it. The main reason I play Battlefield is for the multiplayer, I only play the single player because it's a good way to warm up...
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    DELETED

    Well, Steam says I have about 150 hours in Kerbal Space Program, but I probably put four or five hundred in it before they gave people who bought it from their site Steam keys. Skyrim, at 320, comes in second.
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    Poll: Do you fear the ban hammer?

    This is really the only forum I've ever been on. Sure, the rules may seem a little more strict than most, but there's a good reason for it. They keep things civil, intelligent and enjoyable. Plus, what I've seen of the modding on this site has been fair and accurate, and I know as long as I...
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    You challenge Death to a competition for your soul: What do you challenge him to?

    Damn! You took my idea. Well since that's out the window, I would challenge him to a cliff jump onto dry land. No parachutes or anything to stop you except ground. Whoever hits first, loses. I'm guessing that, since everything falls at the same speed, it just all depends on drag, that I...
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    No Right Answer: 90's Cartoon Most Deserving a Reboot

    Nah, Ed, Edd, n Eddy had a good run and ended properly. It doesn't really need to come back. If I had to pick a show from the 90's to pick back up again I'd have to say Mobile Suit Gundam. I know that they still have new episodes somewhere, at least last I checked, but they aren't anywhere...