Recent content by Fat Hippo

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    Disorder Reviews: Resident Evil 5 vs. Resident Evil 6 Voice Commands

    Man, I really do need an egg.
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    Disorder Reviews: Food Brand Tie-In Games [MEGA REVIEW]

    You can buy one can of Pepsi with the money you get from Martin writing one review? Damn, he's gonna be doing this awhile.
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    The 5 Worst Theme Park Rides

    That depends on how you're killed.
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    The 5 Worst Theme Park Rides

    Are you saying the theme park rides that have killed people don't actually exist? It's all a big conspiracy to fool the public?
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    How has your quarantine/lockdown been going?

    ALWAYS GO FULL GNOME!!!
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    The ease with which people are fooled (A Lion King/Kimba topic)

    And even Pocahontas was based on a "real story" though it got the ever-loving crap kitsched out of it, much like the fairy tales did. Personally, I don't especially care whether Lion King was based on some older Japanese anime or not. I mostly trot out the old "it ripped off Kimba" line to...
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    Disorder Reviews: Star War the Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West (2005)

    Damn, somebody really wants to be hit with a Major Curse from Abadar.
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    Disorder Reviews: Star War the Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West (2005)

    Reading this gave me a stroke, 10/10.
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    Don't use Zoom

    As far as I know they're in the process of setting it up. Desk phones were supposed to disappear this June. Once they make the switch Teams should basically have a dialpad as a regular phone would to let you call any number you like, not just other people with Teams on their computer. My guess...
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    Don't use Zoom

    I have not had such an issue myself so far. The bigger issue is that our IT fucked up and we've had a hard time making things work with people outside of our organization, which is a pretty big issue considering they want to replace all telephones with headsets and MS Teams. (Granted it's not...
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    Should Epic Games Store Exclusives Be Boycotted?

    Free games and exclusives drove people to EGS, mainly. I've heard little but bitching about the actual storefront as a service.
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    Disorder Reviews: 177 (1986)

    I don't know whether Marx was so greasy he left a trail of it on the ground behind him, but I'll take your word for it.
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    Disorder Reviews: 177 (1986)

    You misspelled "Grundrisse". 0/10
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    Where do YOU want to retire?

    In my theoretical optimal retirement plan, I'd be somewhat migratory, since I like neither extreme heat nor cold. So it'd be somewhere either warm or temperate for the winter, e.g. somewhere on the Mediterranean, and somewhere further up north, e.g. Scandinavia, for the summer. Obviously such a...