Recent content by Faulty Turmoil

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    A wild "Epic Poster" appeared!

    I got it as well. I hope they let me keep it. It's really shiny.
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    Archaeologists Uncover Gate to Underworld

    They don't mean the element. Plutonium is the latin name of the place.
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    Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun

    My money's on bath salts. They always seem to precede naked craziness.
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    Character you love that everyone else hates

    Joffery from Game of Thrones... ... Just kidding. Nobody likes that twat. OT: I would have to say Nathan Drake. He gets more hate than he deserves and he is actually pretty funny.
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    ASMR: The Feeling Science Hasn't Explained Yet

    I laughed really hard at the second and third one. Especially the third. I think it's because it's just so odd that it's funny. Just seeing someone slowly cut open a bag of brushes and really slowly move them up to the camera is comedy gold for some reason.
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    What is the difference between Art and Porn?

    So long as there is a vase somewhere in the picture then it's art. Cookie for reference.
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    I'm lonely and need some help

    Thank you for the reassurance. It's always helpful to hear kind words when I'm feeling down. And I'll definitely have a look around. Thanks for the link. I'll check it out. While I don't agree with you about all women being shallow, I do realize that people, both male and female, will try to...
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    I'm lonely and need some help

    As the title says, I'm feeling pretty lonely. Not just now but all of the time. I've got a very healthy amount of friends and everyone likes me, and I like them, but I've never had a proper relationship with a girl before. I've had girlfriends before but they've never been long term or...
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    Choose an avatar for me

    I think you should have an Eric Cartman avatar. It'd be funny.
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    Imscared

    I'm guessing "Imscared" is the title of the game? Could you say what it's about and where to find it? Captcha: "moon cheese" Silly captcha. The moon isn't made of cheese.
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    Who's your favorite YouTube'er, and why?

    I've just found another brilliant channel to subscribe to. Thank you. OT: Game Grumps is good. Also check out minutephysics, CCPGrey, Scishow, and Vsauce for super sexy science.
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    The most hilarious screw ups in history

    Try and keep it light. The OP did specify "Hilarious" after all. OT: I can't think of any off of the top of my head but this Cracked article is pretty relevant. My favorites are number five and number one.
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    A terrible plague upon the Escapist... (Please set an avatar)

    I guess they should set the default as Justin Bieber. That'll get people changing their avatars.
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    British Student Strikes Deal With US Prosecution

    Pirates are already giving it away. People are still buying the stuff though. That argument has already been proven wrong. You can pirate Blops2, but look at that, it's still sold a fucktonne of games and broken records.
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    Worst thing your current Boy/Girl Friend has done to you.

    I was refering to where you said that it was fucked up in a sexual way. I wasn't saying that nearly being killed by your partner was fun. I meant that I was insulted that you found people who enjoyed some rough stuff fucked up. Unless that's not what you meant, in which case nevermind. Sucks...