Recent content by Flaming Narwhal

My original still works fine, the controllers too... Except I need to pry open the disc drive with a little screwdriver sometimes... But after at least ten years of HORRENDOUS abuse (including several large dogs "marking" it with various bodily fluids) the little guy's still going strong...

Hell no. Say some dick stepped on the new god's new shoes, that guy's fucked. We're going to have a very angry, very vindictive god.

Enjoy it while you can, idiot. Go out and play!

Majora's Mask, even though it was super hard.

A prehensile lion tail that can support my weight. Let the shenanigans begin.

OH SHIT YES! Purple with neon green accents. Various sword styles, if not that then I'll just brawl. I'm good with the ladies, even alien ladies... or more likely I just beat the hell out of the minions, I BREAK them. My zord would be either a bear or a gorilla that forms the torso.

I'd probably just pay for it myself.

Catherine for the 360 cause it's by Atlus and it's nice to not see Persona even though I love that series! No wait, Batman Arkham City because BATMAN! No wait, Bioshock Infinite cause it's hella pretty! Also, it's Bioshock. No wait, The Last Guardian because it's Team ICO! Damn I'm not...

What matters is whether or not the breasts look good on the women's frame. I had a teacher in the eighth grade who had gotten a boob job some years, but went seriously overboard in my opinion; she's five feet six inches and got double d's... she looked structurally unsound. It was disturbing.

Glasses, droopy eyes, and a mole left of the center of my chin.

I'm surprised you managed to get this far. I've watched others try to build computers, and the process was so intricate and intimidating I'm afraid to do it myself. Best of luck to you!

I'm stuck between Jimi Hendrix, Greg Giraldo, Kurt Cobain, and Freddie Mercury as they were all talented and died before their times for a revival... but there's so much human filth in this world that I'm not sure who I should kill... Any suggestions?

Everything would go all "Adventure Time" and matrixy, and let things develop as they will.

Playing Super Mario Bros. 2 in the hot-ass summer of 1999 when I was four years old with my older brother. It was something he and I could compete in that didn't break anything, so mom couldn't mad when we broke something ;) Then Earthbound came along and that sealed everything. O...

A shirt and boxers. Pajama pants if it's cold enough.