Recent content by Flathole

oh boy, now trade chat will go from waifu arguments and "can metroid take off his gun or is it strapped to him?" to "RAIDING GUILD RECRUITING MATURE, SERIOUS PLAYERS, NO VULGARITY IN GCHAT MUST HAVE ILVL 777+ LINK ACHIEVES GO TO WWW.GUILDS.GUILDNAME.COM TO FILL OUT APPLICATION $5 PROCESSING FEE...

Those charts, man. Them charts. The imagination staggers. I'm not surprised that adventure, strategy, and RPGs are at the top of the "most frequently searched" list. Midna and Aeris hentai/sexy-cosplay is so common it's practically unavoidable, even with SafeSearch on. I remember seeing...

Google searching Dead or Alive 3 will cause a problem with your girlfriend? Do you even know your audience? That's a problem I know I'll never need to deal with; the unbridled freedom of SafeSearch: OFF is truly a luxury! And these are happy tears, I'm not really crying, leave me alone!

Majora's Mask. All of it. That was one surreal mindfuck when I was 10 years old. And when I replayed it a few months ago. "IF IT'S SOMETHING THAT CAN BE STOPPED, JUST TRY AND STOP IT!" -5 minutes remain-

Yo soy mucho muerto. On the plus side, my death certificate will read: "Cause of death: Kicked in the head so hard his skull exploded." I'll also have an explosive orgasm, too, no homo.

Am I the only one reminded of Duke Nukem Forever from MNo9? Insanely long development time filled with delays and "budgeting" that suggests hooker&cocaine breaks were taken every 20 minutes, appeal to players is firmly rooted in nostalgia, gets released, is bland and uninspired, gets crucified...

You're in a coma as you gradually transform into a 650lb grizzly bear. It's a dreamlike combination of your memories and imagination. I'm the logical center of your brain, struggling to comprehend reality and trying to get you to WAKE UP! WAKE UP, STEVE, WAKE UP! I do agree with your point...

"Which race is the actress omg??" is a meaningless argument. This movie will fail because it's live-action, and will likely be nothing but "bang bang RACISM IS BAD pow pow explode." Themes will be dumbed down and simplified, filled with so much CGI that the only reason human actors are...

WTF kind of a name is "Brick"? Actually, considering the whole video-' WTF? just, WTF did my eyes behold?

Well, he's kind of right. It's free publicity. And his own hateful, stupid comments in the interview help advertise that the movie exists. That doesn't change the fact that the trailers look like something made by Adam Sandler or Tyler Perry.

Ugh... Megan Fox? Isn't she like, 40 years old by now? Still though... this will probably be a guilty pleasure of mine one drunken night.

I think I understand Sega's strategy. They're basically acting as a court jester, or a modern troll. I mean, they keep making these games... people will invest money in this piece of entertainment. The entertainment, of course, is not the game itself, but all the drama, the fursuits, and the...

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TAKE MY MONEY ALL OF IT This is the perfect kind of REmake: Keep the core mechanics, pacing, tone, and plot elements. Refine the RPG elements so they're understandable to a new player and halfway-balanced...

Touche'. I've only played Q1 and Q2, also played the demo for Q4 but it was kind of bad. Still, a class-based shooter? I mean... will there be low-mobility classes and dedicated healers? c'mon Bethesda, people play Quake to RAILGUN and ROCK IT LAWN CHAIR, just... come on...

YESSSSSSSSS! I was always more of a Quake guy then a Doom guy, maybe because Doom 1&2 had that pseudo-3D nonsense going about, maybe because the Railgun was FUCKIN' SWEET... whatever. Huh, I don't see any actual gameplay in that trailer, it's all pre-rendered, but still- Oh goddamnit...