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    Anyone got any funny D&D stories?

    Trapped inside a magical school, our heroes tried to solve the mystery of why it was floating in outer space. They found a brainwashed minion and called the Charms teacher to check. The teacher was an exccentric Eladrin with the same voice of the Yes Guy from the Simpsons but with a slightly...
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    If you were to make a video game company what games would your company make?

    XD I would try to keep the money in check and see if someone can help me program and make better art and sounds. I already study game design. My dream is to make games where people discover things about themselves. Understand what makes them tick, what kind of people they are. I have ideas...
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    D&D: THAT person in the group

    This player: -Creates a Chaotic Good Changeling Wizard with amnesia just to change sex and swaffle dragons. -Pisses off dragons when he's bored. (He will never attack dragons again.) -Stuck his hand in green slime, got mad because his Changeling Wizard almost got killed. He needed to be...
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    Tips to be a good D&D player?

    As player: -Listen to your DM, don't interrupt him/her, fellow players or the mood. -If you have a question, make a note of the answer. (Don't ever think you will remember it, the third time you ask it again is a reason to get kicked out) -Simple is good in whatever way. (Powers, characters...
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    XCom Designer Tries to Sell His Game

    I guess I don't get the joke because I found this a pathetic display of marketing. His words are full of doubt, his arguments forced to be liked. I seriously wonder what's going on in his mind right now.
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    Poll: Fake Geek Girl Meme

    I haven't met a man who actually tried to be geeky to be within the group. I usually find men who make fun of cardgames because they don't want to understand words. With men it's usually the deal that someone is trying to 'outnerd' the others with their 'knowledge'. Men always try to compete...
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    Steam Reject Mutant Mudds Goes to GOG

    Most indiegames do have the retro graphic feel and simplistic design like in old timey times and it has it's charm. But the ones that aren't special or memorable are the retro clones. VVVVVV Doesn't have some complicated controls, but it is fun and has tight gameplay. Heck, Minecraft, THE...
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    Steam Reject Mutant Mudds Goes to GOG

    :'D I am in love with the color red! It's my favourite! But I am also prone to headaches... So no thank you. >:I
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    Steam Reject Mutant Mudds Goes to GOG

    I didn't even know Steam could go so far to reject games. It looks... nice. But it doesn't make me want to buy it. It looks bland and simplistic with the background gimmick that has been done before. C'mon designers, you are the ones who need to answer the questions: Why do I want to buy this game?
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    Poll: Does She Watch Pornography? - A question

    My ex-girlfriend never talked about sexual experience for herself, she just joked that I was allowed to watch all the porn I liked as long as I thought of her. <_< Yeah, that's sweet and all but... Anyway, I did know some girls who watched porn for fun. (And talked a lot about it during...
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    Mega Man Creator Shakes Fist At Japanese Game Industry

    Do you know the work hours of a standard japanese company? It's 9 to 9, not 9 to 5. Japanese can be very driven with their work. Their normal stuff is wacky, zany and sensational compared to the same things we play. The downside is: it can look very alienating. If they keep churning mediocre...
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    Speak Your Mind in the Next Version of Dungeons & Dragons

    I hope they'll do alright. They've improved 4th Edition with the Essentials line, giving each class more a unique feel of play instead of a set of powers. 4th Edition, in my opinion, is an edition for spoiled players. Even though I started it and am DMing for it myself, everything is done so...
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    Okay, new layout, new look. I need to get used to this. At first glance it seems colder and less inviting than the 'old' Escapist. I think there's something wrong with the fonts of the badges, but everything works fine. I love the new menubar, everything WITH pictures right at your...
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    Valve Guy Makes His Half-Life 3 T-Shirt Talk

    Ironically, the T-shirt will never be released.
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    Nice Guys Suck

    "Yes, be respectful, generous and kind. Be nice. But also: Do the things you do well. Don't apologize when you win. Tell jokes in a crowd. Take the mic in Rock Band. Be the DM. See the world. Laugh loudly. Dance badly. Try the things that scare you. Wear a stupid hat. Share your opinions freely...