Recent content by Funkiest Monkey

Ha, seriously? You think that I expected SYMPATHY for partying and fucking up from The Escapist? Seriously? No. If anything, I needed to vent, I needed some outside opinions. I've just got home today after staying at my nan's for a few days. It definitely cleared my head, and my mom seems to...

Well, um, my mom doesn't hit me. She just takes things away from me or restricts things that I can do, which I find is more effective. When my dad used to live with us, he'd smack me (in a fatherly way, not a fighting way) for playing up. I would never LEARN from it, it would just piss me off...

It WAS pretty wicked.

Yes, I must be a brilliant judge of character, since this guy has been my best friend of 9 years. And it's not like he's doing coke or anything like that, it's just weed. I've done weed occasionally. He doesn't smoke it that often, and it's about as dangerous as alcohol. Get over yourself...

1. Yeah, I guess I am a bit of a dick. 2. I like to draw things sometimes, I play videogames, I got to the cinema alot, and I play bass. I also party. Is that okay? 3. Well, actually, yeah. The ones that were the most helpful and respectful were the people I consider my TRUE friends. But...

What? I am not ashamed of the party, obviously. I'm ashamed of what ended up happening, though. Still, that's not just gonna grind my social life to a halt, is it?

Oh fuck no, not by a long shot. Anyway, I did end up scurrying off down my nans. And lo and behold: They have cooled off! In fact, my mom is asking me to come home, because she said it's weird with me not around. (But erm, I dunno, I'm enjoying it here.) Anyway, the specific TABLE BURNING...

Well, maybe at my own house, yeah. But there's gonna be a hell of a lot of parties to attend this summer.

This is my plan. Oh, it was mainly this one guy's fault. I'm REALLY pissed off at him. He didn't even help clean up, and one of my friends told me he was laughing and joking about it straight after. I mean, he didn't even put out the fire, he left it and thought it was hilarious.

Oh no, a couple of girls helped me tidy the garden while most were asleep/passed out. Then when most of the people had gone (some were still passed out or incredibly hungover), me and my best friend went on a cleaning frenzy. Still, no way to cover a fire-damaged table which is in the middle of...

Well, I don't mind drink. Hell, I was pretty drunk myself (as was everyone else)! And one of my best friends does weed (occasionally, not a pot-head or anything) and I really don't mind. However, I know a few people who do M-Kat (basically a cocaine alternative), and I don't approve of that shit.

TV has taught me that partying is really fun and awesome. I should probably watch less Jack Black movies.

I'm 17 and I haven't yet found a job (currently looking!), I could no way afford to replace that table. I've tried apologizing and owning up to my actions, but they don't want to hear it. My step-dad doesn't even wanna talk to me. I think the best thing to do would to get out of their hair...

I know it's my fault, and I feel pretty shit.

So, I was home-alone for a whole week. I thought, "Hey, I'm a pretty swell guy. I think I'll just go and invite a ton of my friends and throw a big, drunken party!". Honestly, though, the party was fun. But shit. The back-garden table ended up being set on fire, leaving a fairly expensive...