Recent content by gallaetha_matt

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    Having A Spot of Bother Getting My X Box Online

    I recently got GTA: V after seeing my flatmate enjoying the hell out of the online mode on his PS3. It looked like such an awesome amount of fun that I really wanted to get involved. The problem is, I use an X Box 360 and I've never been able to get it online. Whenever I try I get the error...
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    The Big P

    I'm not usually biggest fan of this comic, a lot of the references tend to fly over my head - all my fault, I haven't played a huge amount of modern games is all. For a gamer, that's pretty terrible on my part. But this comic made me do a serious laugh out loud. I haven't played Crysis 2...
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    Well, I've had a "fun" day so far.

    I woke up, went to the gym, did my grocery shopping for the week and then spent the rest of the day reading Margaret Atwood and pecking at the ending to novel number four in my collection of terrible novels that'll never be published. Fun day. Although I did forget to buy toothpaste. I now...
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    Judge Okays Dance Game Lawsuit Against Beyonce

    It's interesting to look at the website that's quoted as a source here. It takes great pains to mention how Beyonce is 'pregnant' and that the judge gave the okay for the law suit 'without explanation.' Little manipulative keywords to make Beyonce look like the victim in this case. It'd be...
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    Poll: Muslim female "gang" beat up English women, but not jailed

    Guys, you're taking stories from The Daily Mail, and The Sun as credible fact. Just so you know, that's like quoting Fox News as a credible source. If the Daily Mail and The Sun reported it then chances are it didn't happen, and if it did happen then it didn't happen in the way that they said it...
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    Most memorable opening line in a game

    Welcome to the stage of history.
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    Serious Business: Red Cross offended by videogame War Crimes.

    Wow. I actually feel a little bit sick. The Red Cross using charity funding to finance an investigation into whether video games follow the Geneva Convention? Either they're so flush with cash they can afford to waste money on frivolous bullshit; or they're okay with letting people suffer in the...
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    It's all finished

    I tried to find raps out of a sense of morbid curiosity (I could use a good laugh), but I couldn't find anything. I think that's probably for the best. Bullies are the absolute scum of the earth. I hope they get what's coming to them.
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    Jimquisition: How Skyrim Proves The Industry Wrong

    The ending scared the shit out of me. Yet I still wanted to do a sex with him. It was like every girl I've ever dated but in a viking helmet. So, like every girl I've ever dated, basically. Awesome video as well. I hope Skyrim's success does change the industry for the better, but I'm not...
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    Nice Guys Suck

    We could always abbreviate GWCTNBAADCEJ, but I don't think our puny earth tongues are ready to navigate so many consonants in a row. Not until I finish the research anyway. But by that point I'll have better uses for my prehensile tongue, like stealing crisps from unsuspecting subway passengers...
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    U.K. Tabloid Plays the Videogames Cause Violence Card - Again

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI And did you know that some video games are foreign? Foreign! It's disgraceful. Britain is broken. This is all bollocks of course, but it's depressing to think just how popular the Daily Mail is over here. It sells a staggering amount of copies...
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    Nice Guys Suck

    Just had to come back and add another opinion, that is to say - we need another term for what we're all calling a Nice Guy. It's a bit of a misnomer and it can lead to confusion in people that aren't reading hard enough. Also, it's kinda gender specific. Calling these people Nice Guys only...
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    Nice Guys Suck

    Sorry boys and girls, there's a wall o'text comin' your way. I don't agree with the rest of your post, you give off the impression that all women are implicit in some diabolical scheme to poison the world's supply of men. Either you're wrong and maybe a bit misogynistic, or you're right and...
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    Devil May Cry: The Movie

    Not really. I think this trailer looks better. I would play the shit out of this trailer if it was a game. I don't think you'd ever find a programmer with the sort of moon skills that could do this trailer justice and I don't think you'd ever want to, but still... I'm in awe. I probably love...
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    Prove your existence.

    There's a theory that victims of rape often... ... oh damnit, ninja'd! I was gonna post that. Anyway. I already proved my existence to all of you. I did it on every page. Twice. Didn't you see it?