Recent content by Garfy

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    Unskippable: Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark - Darkest Dark

    Dark Spark. Dark Spark. Dogs Bark. Dogs Park. Dargs Barg. Dagobah.
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    Dragon Age is Back in a Big Way with Dragon Age: Inquisition

    Dragon age Keep is up and running in open beta. It scanned my uploaded characters and achievements to try and pick out some of the choices then I spent some of yesterday trying to remember all the things I did in these games years ago (and guessing when I didn't have a clue :)
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    Unskippable: Dead Rising 3 - Zombies! ...Again!

    Didn't they have medicine to prevent infected people from turning in the last game? What happened to that?
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2013: The Horror of the Bloodmonsters

    "That's the least sexy thing I've ever seen" I don't know Bob, did you see Jimquisition on Monday?
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    Jimquisition: Sexual Failing

    My relationship with Anders in Dragon Age 2 certainly had an impact on the plot, made me hesitate before punishing him for his actions at the end of the game. Still did it tho, just made me think twice for a bit.
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    Miracle of Sound: Digital Shadow (Watch_Dogs)

    Great song Gav, was that a bit of GitS:SAC at the end there?
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    Update: Fez Dev Tells Media Member To Kill Himself

    Whichever side of this you find yourself on it doesn't excuse the original article writer clearly taking sides. Whatever happened to journalistic integrity Escapist? Or an update that mentions it was a Futurama quote?
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    Trailers: Saints Row IV - Meet the President Trailer

    Wow, didn't expect so much SRIII hate on the escapist. SR2 was just getting into it's silly stride and 3 refused to be shackled to the drab and brown of every other game. Don't get me wrong, I loved GTA4 but SR3 was an over-the-top breath of fresh air. In summary: Hail to the Motherf'n chief!
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    Miracle of Sound: Dream of the Sky (BioShock: Infinite)

    Bravo, Bravo. Covers everything Bioshock Infinite had to say, from the shining city to the depths of hell and (way way) beyond. This one could be up there with Sovngarde Song and New Black Gold.
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    Movie Defense Force: Wild Wild West

    I love Steampunk, Will Smith and cheese-and-ham acting but WWW was one of the worst films I've ever seen, I was left actively wanting those two hours of my life back. I suppose it was the trying too hard "madcap" feel, the "look at me, aren't I zany!" that really put me off it.
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    Critical Miss: Top Five Games of 2012 #1

    I recognise that shot of Thomas was Alone, I did that sequence in exactly the same way*. *excuse me I think I have something in my eye.
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    Jimquisition: Scare Tactics

    Climbing the tower in the cradle. Enough said.
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Birds, The Bees and The Bears

    'Old Lady' Kathleen was too funny :) Plus "Please stop talking!"
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    Jimquisition: Why the Wii U May Have Already "Won" Next-gen

    Christ, I'd repressed the memory of those *things*. That show terrified me as a kid especially the 4th evil one.
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    No Right Answer: Worst Third Movie of a Series Ever

    My choice would be Terminator 3, I paid 99p to rent that and I felt ripped off. As for PotC3 ask Ron Gilbert what he thinks :)