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    My Little Pony - The Movie - Bring it, Bronies

    The movie was alright, seemed more like a movie-length episode, but it managed to remain on-tone and delivered the pony appeal. More importantly, it managed to rekindle my priorities to watch more pony when I had fallen off the friendship wagon about halfway through season 5. From what I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Agents of Mayhem

    Yahtzee sounded really sort of angry in this one. I think something about Agents of Mayhem really got hits goat.
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    Zero Punctuation: Fifth Console Generation

    That's your opinion and you're welcome to it. As for me, I only have to look over at the Metacritic page for re-release of Ocarina of Time [http://www.metacritic.com/game/3ds/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d] for the 3DS and see about 1000 opinions to the contrary and a big fat 94%...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fifth Console Generation

    Less spot on this time, because in Yahtzee's enthusiasm to critically disassemble the facades created by nostalgia-colored glasses, I think he overshot a bit and ended up forgetting how some good things were accomplished by jumping on the not-as-necessary-as-we-thought 3D bandwagon. For...
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    Zero Punctuation: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

    Wait, platforming games weren't about trying to enjoy physics in games-- oh, I guess they sort of were. Wait, Mario 64 is a timeless classic because it proved 3D platforming could work-- oh, I guess it did age rather poorly. Wait, Crash Bandicoot didn't simply rip off the plot from Sonic The...
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Forbidden Quest

    And here I thought 1980s games were primitive when they had to unload all the statistics on cards because it was too hard to code it to present those statistics in games. Apparently Forbidden Quest was a game where graphics itself was considered too advanced, so they gave you five cards with a...
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    Blizzard "Objects" to Playing Overwatch with a Mouse and Keyboard on Console

    I can't count the number of times I've had somebody arguing with me on the Internet that this was not the case.
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    Razer Man O'War 7.1 Headset Review

    I previously had a set of Razer Kraken Forged and the bass was certainly impressive, to the point where it had a bad tendency to overpower everything. I graduated to a set of Sennheiser GAME ONE PCs, and was glad I did. I prize accuracy, not blowing out my eardrums. So seeing this review...
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    Zero Punctuation: ReCore

    I would have thought the potential of a Trump presidency would have driven you away from America instead of coming closer to it, but I'm guessing this move was done to be closer to the doler outers of the paycheck. As for Recore, before seeing this review I just thought it was a pretty...
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    Zero Punctuation: No Man's Sky

    I know Yahtzee does a lot of digging to find things to lampoon about the games in Zero Punctuation, so it's refreshing to see in No Man's Sky that it had plenty worth lampooning all on its own. As a result, his look at No Man's Sky was much less a running joke about bad games and much more...
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    Zero Punctuation: Cave Story - Heart and Art

    It's really hard to hate Cave Story, what with all that heart and excellent gameplay going for it. But being asked to play $15 for a ten year old game certainly makes not hating it a challenge.
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto Online

    Wow, an Old Man Murray reference. Pity only me, Yahtzee, and three other guys got that one. That said, very inspired rant about GTA V Online here, I rather enjoyed the discussion about the Hell that is other people and the ill-conceived activities that mismanaged it.
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    YouTuber Angry Joe Says He's Done Reviewing Nintendo Games

    Personally, I blame Google's policies and perhaps Internet law in general for this. Takedowns are serious business for YouTube indie content producers, they can get the door shut in their face just because somebody did that to them. Sometimes it happens just because they are trying to...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Order: 1886 - Steampunk Modern Warfare

    Oh my, such angst Yahtzee managed to channel into this one. I guess it just goes to show that the only way you could make a spunkgargleweewee more insultingly pablum to a core gamer is to first take an interesting premise and then shout, "Fooled you! Hah, you thought we were going to do...
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    Star Wars: Rogue Squadron 3D - Just Like Beggar's Canyon Back Home

    That title got me excited for a second there. I thought this was a Nintendo 3DS remastered re-release.