Recent content by Glass Joe

I hate these pseudo-intellectual white teenagers who think that just because they say a word isn't offensive that just makes it so. Hey you dumb jerks, referring to "the orient" is a way to otherize Asia and is totally ethnocentric. It glorifies a time period when Asia was under the boot of...

Hey that's messed up man. There's nothing in the genetic code that says men have to be attracted to men. That shit is just instructions on how to make proteins. Men can have sex with lots of different people and things just for no reason gay or straight. This is an enlightened society man, get...

You could publish it on Amazon as an E-book. I've heard E-books sell pretty well even without a whole lot of promotion, just because people want stuff to read on their ipads. Not saying that's what you should do, just a thought. It's cool you wrote a book. Way to not be super lazy.

Stop reminding me that I'm wasting my life playing videogames, Escapist. Remember why you call yourselves Escapist! OH LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO HAPPY!

The first merchant isn't that useful. It doesn't hurt to kill him for early access to the Uchigatana. The difference between the uchigatana and the drake sword is that the drake sword doesn't scale well and so becomes impractical after sen's fortress, where as a fully upgraded uchigatana is a...

Hey Escapists, developing intimate relationships takes a bit of work but is next to impossible with the attitude that you don't deserve love or aren't cool or good looking enough. Remember that these things are impersonal social constructs. Remember that intimacy is about getting to know people...

Double post. So funny how life turns out sometimes. Oh well, hahahahahaha. (I in no way endorse the consumption of Psilocybin mushrooms)

Man I feel you. I read a book about that once. It's like a Buddhist book called "The Miracle of Mindfulness". This guy is washing dishes, and the other guy is like, "You're doing that wrong". And the first guy is like, "What?" and the other guy is like, "You're washing dishes to get clean...

Other: Pie is something that you should never eat because, oh my god, it is so unhealthy. Only fat people eat meat pies. That is my opinion.

Aw man we all know that sting even if most aren't really advertising it. Anyway, I know it. What you're feeling is some serious bullshit. Sorry man. That video is great.

Would all the war memorials in the world balanced on top of each other really be appropriate in this political climate?

Find yourself a new girl. She'll be all over you.

Behind that high school wrestling tournament bracket is a fairy painted on my wall by the previous owner of the house. The information on the title of the bracket is enough for anyone to know all my information ever. Everyone is invited to my house, especially late at night, okay?

Oh my god you people are beautiful.

Hell yes, I'm tota - She would totally be into that. I have to go...