Recent content by GojiraX

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    Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

    All that fecal blathering and you've nothing to say about Ninja Metroid?
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    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 5

    I'm surprised Yahtzee never mentions the controls. That's one of the top three complaints made by people who are too easily annoyed.
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    Zero Punctuation: XBLA Double Bill

    Ugh, this was just painful to watch. Croshaw is really dragging his ass now. Of course, if I were to say his stuff from months ago was better I'd probably be accused of nostalgia, which this video tells me is bad. So instead I'll have to assume it was probably never good to begin with.
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Nobody is taking Yahtzee seriously. The problem is whether or not to take the people who don't take Yahtzee seriously seriously, and whether or not to take the people who take the people who don't take Yahtzee seriously seriously, seriously. Maybe we just shouldn't take anyone on the internet...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    The second I played this game, I thought "If Yahtzee ever reviews this he's just going to piss all over it." So I'm truly shocked that he called the characters well-rounded. As for the story being poor, if by "poor" he means "verbose to a tiresome degree" then huzzah. If he means "boring...