Recent content by groundedcrow

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    Poll: My mother thinks I'm gay because....

    I think you can watch this and not be gay. However, you'd have to see it with your girlfriend, while eating a six inch steak and drinking 4 pints of Guinness. Also, you would have to lift weights afterwords.
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    I found a lump...

    dude, don't freak, they might just be spider bites' or cysts, iv had plenty of those. give it a few days and see...
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    Have you ever outsmarted your teacher?

    My history teacher was informing us of the restriction of rights for students in public schools for reasons of safety. I quoted Benjamin Franklin by saying, "He who trades freedom for security deserves neither." She didn't have a comeback...
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    Your famous ancestors!

    My dad says that my great great great (etc.) uncle was Jefferson Davis. You think I would say "I'm not particularly proud of that..." but I actually kind of am. The Confederacy really wasn't as bad as people paint it out to be these days, and I wouldn't mind having a Rebel Flag in my house one...
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    SERIAL KILLER: COMING TO YOUR HOME TOWN!

    Dude, where I'm from, a militia would form in about 3 hours, almost everyone is armed, and justice is carried out under the sacred code of Southern Ass-Whoopin!
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    Music to fight to.

    This is The Line by Demon Hunter
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    Your favourite band.

    Metallica Iron Maiden Disturbed Slayer Lamb of God Demon Hunter Testament
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    Poll: Can you spot a Serial Killer?

    Because frankly they all look like creeps.
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    Poll: Jagermeister: Manly or not?

    Anything that gets you shit-faced is considered manly these days. This is a mistake. Also, Jager is represented by a circle, cross, and stag on it's labe. You know what this stands for? The statement you make the morning after: "...Oh, Dear God..."
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    Rockstar: Only "Terrible Parents" Buy Our Games for Their Kids

    LOL It's about damn time a vide game company said something like this. It's like the kids that shoot thier brothers or something with thier parents pistol: DON'T LEAVE A LOADED GUN ON THE F***ING COFFEE TABLE!!!
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    The best bands nobody seems to have heard of?

    As Blood Runs Black, a deathcore band from LA, is pretty good. They have only put out one album and that was in 2006, but I see great potential for them. They're gonna be huge one of these days.
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    You're a small business owner, your business is ________

    Hate to break it to yah man, but the Megadeth album came out 10 years before Major Payne, so I'm right after all. You're the one who fails, give me that damn cookie!!!
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    You're a small business owner, your business is ________

    Megadeth reference, huh? I see what you did there... I'd would want a record store, which is actually what I'm planning on doing after high school/during college. Don't ask me how I'm going to pull that off, I just will!
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    Poll: Did your parents hit you?

    My dad spanked me once when I was 5 or so, and it was cause I lied to him, so I had it coming.
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    Alternative to Piracy

    Get federal authority; go to a game store; claim they have violated Federal Marketing Code 257, Section A, Paragraph 12; and walk out with all thier merchandise. Since there's no way for them to actually check federal laws they won't be able to stop you.