Recent content by GTwander

So many bitter folks for the sake of being bitter. It wasn't farmville ffs. Though, it wasn't all too amazing at that either. It was basically a platformer MMO with no combat, and a heavy crafting/exploration focus. Had a great community, and I even played a villain (briefly) in order to get...

Erm, I guess on one playthrough there was two brit soldiers named Sophie and Raymond that shared the same last name, so I pretended they were siblings and it did effect the way I approached any given sortie where they were both open to be deployed... but that's about it.

Psh, Venice Beach may become a wasteland the moment that Starbucks closes due to zombie attack, but you've obviously never been to Oakland. The suburbs there have more armament than all of Texas combined. It's very likely that when society is rebuilt, it will have a constitution that rehashes...

No, because Texas has the majority of herp-dee-derp. With that said, hells yes Texas.

Just like my real experience with it, I'd be the senior that all other seniors don't even know exists, but every freshman wants to fuck me.

No wonder babies are so afraid of clowns. That's all I can see in that pic.

Can't tell if that's a Bond villain or not. Should be, though.

Yep, and most guys are always hoping for a fit of morning farts in order to capture their sleeping waifu in a dutch oven. *It's super effective*

I wonder if we'll be able to change clothes on any of them. Not a big fan of walking around as a Johnny Knoxville clone in a dirty Andrew W.K. tee.

I like how everyone is using the US is their examples here... We nuke a couple Japanese cities, torture some civilians and assassinate dictators we put in power, and all of a sudden WE'RE the bad guys.

Because GTA4 is old hat, we're all hipster now, and this is the next big thing. Perhaps the irony in that is too much for you. Don't worry, though, everyone late to the party will be sure to know how we were there first and got over it once the plebs showed up. ~Oh yeah... "grandpa...

Just an addendum: The cartoon girl in that pic is 14.

Naw, I think it's a perfect test. The first thing I saw was the fleshy bits tucked in on the left. Anyone that focused in on the right side first might have an issue they need sorted out. capcha: yellow belly Apparently capcha wants The Simpsons to become part of this discussion.

Answer: 95% of the time, women do from poor self-image. You have no idea how many small-breasted chicks get implants against the advice of ALL men around them. They are pretty much dead-set on it since high school, when all their friends got awesome knockers and they simply couldn't be happy...

I'd like an episodic mystery/adventure game in the vein of The Journeyman Project, but based on The Tomorrow People. Teleportation fast travel ftw.