Recent content by Hachura

Oh well. Ebay UK, here I come.

The Call of Duty Engine is a "Porsche"... heavily rusted, windows smashed, sitting without wheels on cinder blocks on the outskirts of an inner-city ghetto. And oh look, the dev is using the F-word, how edgy and identifiable! You can polish a 10-year old turd as much as you want, but at...

I love how while DICE are pumping out fantastic-looking gameplay and trailer footage for BF3, Infinity Ward are still talking about trivial little things like "our game runs at 60fps lols!" and "we're not stealing from Treyarch who stole from us!". I could give a shit.

Have fun paying full price for the exact same thing you've been playing for the last four years, you sheep!

Sir/Ma'am, allow me to buy you a beer. And let us form a club with other likeminded individuals who appreciate real gameplay, instead of a half hour 21-sniper campfest.

"You're shrinkin' Bobby... and your two mincy little f----t studios are shrinkin' wiv ya!"

Same old shit. Piss off Activision. MW3's greatest use will be luring in all the camping and/or quickscoping asshats away from BF3.

Oh, the United States Federal Booty Inspectors... I respect and love your work and salute you. Show these assholes the sights and give them breakfast, lunch and dinner.

As much as I liked the tone of the original 3, I always thought they were a bit too contrived and tried too hard to tug at your heartstrings with its melodramatics and over-the-top teary voice acting. This is an interesting change. Would like to see how it plays out...

Oh fuck off Bobby Kotick, you greedy ****. You already stooge tens of millions of sheep every year for their $60USD, the least you could do is make this bloody thing free, like Halo did with Waypoint. I get that business is about monetising things, but there is such a thing as too goddamned far.

I love it when devs try something different with colours, ie The Saboteur (just a beautiful-looking game), or vibrant colours (Just Cause 2). Devs using an old engine innovatively (L4D2, Portal), gritty, brown/grey FPSs done right (Killzone, Medal of Honor - so over the relic engine that powers...

No sale. Not buying an OS where I cannot hide my pr0n in plain sight in a folder with an ambiguous name.

Ohhh man, just watched Way of the Gun again the other day. On top of being a decent action film, I've made the following line one of my standard-issue threats. "You better shut that c--t's mouth before I go over there and f--kstart 'er head!"

Dudes. There's this thing called Image Search that'll let you look up tittays and chainsawed babies to your heart's content without having to fork out $60!

"I've never wished death upon anybody, but I've read obituaries with great pleasure." - Mark Twain For me, Bobby Kotick will be one of those obituaries.