Recent content by ham and red bull

Dear lord, why are most non smokers such zealous assholes?! Not trying to generalize here, I know a lot of people don't fit this stereotype, but damn, the escapist has some pretty closed minded members. I smoke occasionally, maybe a cig a week, after a hard test for example. I have both...

Your smiley is very misleading, define "drugged up". OT: Nope.

So you're saying you would fuck a dog? OT: I really like a cute smile! Sexually I like bewbs.

Honestly, this thread is disturbing on soooo many levels. I was circumcised at the age of 6 because of medical reasons I won't go into. The way you guys are reacting to male circumcision is disgusting. There are no pros or cons, it's mostly done because of religious or in my case medical...

OH GAWD!!! That shit is fucking funny/sad... I don't know if I'm crying because it funny, or because I feel guilty! OT: When I was really young me and my family went to ikea. I saw this grown adult sitting in front of one of those kiddy gaming stations. Turns out he had down syndrome. I...

God I hope you're joking. OT: I also miss local multiplayer. Nightfire was the perfect experience. Why don't more games have bots?

Since I'm fairly young and a virgin, I have no idea what to expect, but I freak out at any sign of disinterest from a female companion.

Because, as we all know, cheese is fucking awesome! Or because people are dumb enough to pay for it. OT: Does leaving playboys around my room make me look like a pervert?

It was opposite day? OT: is it rape if you say surprise?

Don't you have a question? :D

So we have something to look forward to in heaven! :D

YES PLEASE!!!

Thank you, thank you! *manly chestbump* I was actually surprised out how the donut thing worked out. Guess chemistry does help in future life!

I have another question!!! Do smurfs become taller by smoking weed?

Fun fact: jam has a lighter density than donut dough, so when looking at it from a chemical standpoint, the jelly "floats" through the dough. Once the jelly reaches the inside, it changes it's density and sit there. DAMN!!! YOU EDGY BASTARD My answer: they help the main character...