Recent content by hardlymotivated

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    Biggest pain you've ever felt?

    Accidentally tearing open a section of my circumcision wound.
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    Queries about circumcision

    Speaking as somebody who was circumcised as an adult (10 weeks ago as of tomorrow, in fact, and for a medical purpose), the only real difference is that now I have to use some lube when I'm spanking one out. As far as sensitivity goes, I haven't noticed too much of a difference, although any...
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    The Escapist PenPal Program!

    I reckon I could get in on that, yeah. Send me a PM if you fancy a chat. 19/M/British
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    Poll: The Ultimate in Elder Scrolls-esque Gaming: Tales from Al'Tarynn (the fictional game)

    You're describing the sort of game I'd absolutely LOVE to play, but I fear a game like it won't be made for quite some time to come. My favourite aspect is the idea that you're not necessarily central to the events, but if you work at it, you can become central. This is something which I...
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    VIDEOS NOT WORKING

    Try sending a support ticket to the site staff: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/contact/subject/tech
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    I use too big of words. Eloquency

    If your original post is anything to go by, I'm going to go ahead and guess that the reason your co-workers find your speech annoying isn't because it's verbose, but because you seem to be trying way too hard. In your attempts to pepper your language with verbal flourishes, you're butchering...
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    I Post with My Real Name

    Woah, slow down there, big man. Don't want to become too hardcore.
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    So my teacher thinks im a "Little bit slow" (when im not)

    So, to summarise: OP acts like a little child in class, gets called out on it by his teacher, and then comes to a forum to cry about how unfairly he's been treated.
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    "Jack and Calumon" Appreciation Thread!

    I didn't realise that silly forum gimmicks were worthy of dedication threads. I especially liked "the fruits of his labours" and "he has taken it upon himself to brighten up people's day in this place that can so often be full of dank swaller." What a hero. Truly a modern day Prometheus.
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    Writing Horror?

    I really wish I could upvote posts, because you could not be more correct. Minus points for reminding me of the Black Plague monsters and ruining tonight's dreams, though. Bad form.
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    Sick grandad becomes first person in Britain to die on national television

    Death is a natural part of life, and if somebody wants their death to be televised, that's their business. Give the "think of the children" bullshit a rest and deal with it.
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    Poll: FanFiction, your opinion

    It's mostly a bunch of unimaginative, poorly-written Mary Sue nonsense, but there are a couple of diamonds in the rough.
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    Would you read a book if this was the first chapter??

    The plot and pacing aren't too bad, but you really need to work on your grammar and descriptions. Stop trying to make your sentences sound clever; just write them normally. There are parts of it which come off as pretentious (first few sentences) and unintentionally funny ("viscous kick")...
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    Communities that ruined the game.

    Heroes of Newerth. No exceptions.
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    Do folks recognize you?

    If anybody recognises me, I'll eat my hat. Well, I don't actually have a hat to eat, but you can rest assured that I'd definitely have a go if I did.