Recent content by HardRockSamurai

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    Pokemon Fan Storms White House, Gets Arrested

    Oh my goodness, am I the only one thinking that this story would have been a million times more hilarious is the Pikachu guy ended up getting tased?
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    Warner Bros. Acquires Rights for Space Invaders Movie

    This has "DISASTER" written all over it - I don't know about you guys, but I think I'll save my quarters for THE GAME, thank you very much...
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    Breaking Bad Arrives on Netflix in 4k Resolution

    DAMMIT NETFLIX!!! I have work to do you know.
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    Ant-Man Death Watch: Rawson Thurber Reportedly Passes On Director Job

    WOW!!! In just a few short days, my enthusiasm for this project has rapidly transformed into dread...miserable miserable dread. That's a first for me.
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    TMNT Art Book Reveals New Splinter & Shredder

    Both these designs look fine to me. Doesn't change the fact that the movie is probably going to suck...
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    Anchorman's Adam McKay Will NOT Direct Marvel's Ant-Man - Update II

    Apparently, Adam McKay just turned down the job, which, in my opinion, is excellent news (I mean, sure, his movies are funny, but in terms of pure craftsmanship, McKay is actually a pretty terrible director - he would have no idea how to handle a real action-heavy movie). Seriously Marvel...
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    Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn Hits Buzzer Beating Funding Goal of $450,000

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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    Super Mario Brothers, Roger Rabbit Actor Bob Hoskins Dies at 71

    This seriously sucks - this guy was a fantastic actor. Tonight, I think I'll re-watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with some scotch on the rocks. (and I mean ice!)
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    Star Wars M&Ms Will Turn You to the Dark (Chocolate) Side

    This is awesome! I didn't even know there WAS a "Star Wars Day." Maybe I'll get off work...
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    Shaq Fu Sequel Crowdfunder Headed by O'Neal Himself - Update

    You know I had this really weird dream a few days ago. I was standing in the center of an empty graveyard; it was night, and there was a heavy fog in the air. Suddenly, a tall wizard in a purple robe appeared before me. With a giant grin, he lifted up his wand and cast a spell. Suddenly, a...
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    Escapist News Now: Irrational Games Shutting Down

    This seriously sucks; in my opinion, Irrational Games was the only studio that could rival Valve in terms of world-building. Their closure is a serious loss for the gaming industry (additionally, now 2K has complete control over the Bioshock IP, so I'm fully prepared to see Bioshock Infinite...
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    Pixar Artist Launching "Children's" Book Based on R-Rated Films

    As far as I'm concerned, this book isn't complete until there is a page for Riki-Oh.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy Teaser Delivers 15 Seconds of Cosmic Action

    Wake me up when they have a trailer with the raccoon. *walks back into cave*
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    DC's Batman vs Superman Delayed Until 2016

    Good. In fact, why stop at 2016? They should delay it further. How about 2018? Or 2020? Or the year 3000? Or why don't they just stop, build a rocket, strap all the work they've done so far onto said rocket and fire it into the fucking sun!!! Please?
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    Indie Dev Admits to Gaming Ouya Fund, Loses the Money

    There is one word that perfectly summarizes this story, and that word is stupid. It was stupid of Ouya (a company with a particularly stupid name) to create a fund that could so easily be manipulated; it was also stupid of them to make the target goal $50,000, since A) not even a Joss...