Recent content by Hat of Controversy

Pretty much this. The problem isn't so much the professions themselves, but rather that most of them have just become way to big or expensive or intrusive for their (or our) own good. I'd just like to add something about marketing. Marketing/Sales are basically the reason most any company...

That's Political Correctness at its finest, folks. None of our opinions (or even sayings or actions) mean sh*t. Cry some moar.

Twilight's Internal "Problems"? Welp, I haven't put up a "serious" discussion or topic in a while, so I figured "Why not now?" what with people going off on Twilight again, and for even deeper reasons than before. But first, I want to offer my quick opinion of the EXTERNAL problem that...

It's a lot funnier that way though!

It looks like a giant Cherry-Kool-Aid drenched, wrinkly raisin being pushed through a small tube made of flesh! I think it's kinda funny, so long as I don't have to actually touch it or anything. I guess...

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically... There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Yep, just as the title asks, what were the biggest surprises you've had in your life?Some of mine would be: - When my 9 year old pekingese had a period ( . ), and made a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods! - When I first learned why...

Does it really matter? It doesn't matter which 2 characters you choose - pretty much ALL of them (except maybe Grunt... kinda...) just do the same hiding behind chest high walls and popping out every now and then to shoot a few Pew-Pew-Lazer-Ka-Pews at each other. Now if the characters had...

Eh, you know how it is - a game comes along that irritates you in tons of ways and beats you into the ground CONSTANTLY and yet you, like the good little masochistic consumer you are, keep coming back for more. Probably my best example is Team Fortress 2. I love having 4 snipers and 3...

I WOULDN'T mind them, except, well... I still have nasty flashbacks of the night I decided to take on the FINAL final boss in No More Heroes on the hardest difficulty. He had around 1300 hit points, and each button press and wii-mote waggle-enabled attack took away about 1 point of health...

Geez, talking to this thing is like trying to talk to a woman. Nothing but a bunch of contradictions and confusing mind games. It even claims to be a woman. Go figure... Also - I told it to make me a sandwich, and it asked me if I'm immortal! Hurr hurr hurr-wut?

It's easy actually. - The incredible lack of difficulty - The terribly stretched out and boring "Wolf Link" segments - Having to hunt down like 10 of those stupid golden bugs for each segment - The massive amount of gadgets that wind up being useless - A sporadic and uninvolved storyline...

It's probably because they're trying to make their voices appeal to the largest audience, which would explain their generic/bland/flavorless voicing. Imagine if they used a voice like Chris Rock's or Whoopi Goldberg or something. Yeah it's got more "flavor" or "edge", but I doubt that the...

I was just wondering, what are some funny sayings/statements/words or whatever that often make you laugh? A few of mine would have to be: "That Dingo ate my Baby and refuses to pay child support" "That Negro had my Baby and refuses to pay child support" "That Dingo orally consumed thine...