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    The Big Picture: Leave Michael Bay Alone

    The thing is that the "hogs" know who they are. They know that all they're going to the movies for is slop. They know the difference between Transformers and Citizen Kane. AND THEY DON'T CARE. Go ahead and call them on it. Tell them that they're nothing but low brow troglodytes consuming nothing...
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    The Big Picture: E3-mageddon: Crossover

    That was... not good. Please don't ever do that again.
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    Jimquisition: The FarCry Racism Adventure

    I put more of the blame on those who went out there vomiting out accusations based on little to no information. The world now has too many people who hold passionately defended positions that are based on nothing more than conjecture and assumptions and you shouldn't be giving them a pass like this.
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    Escape to the Movies: You Are Wrong About Spider-Man 3

    No, it's actually garbage.
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    Jimquisition: An Industry Of Pitiful Cowards

    I think they tend to have a very one dimensional view of gamers. For example the logic would go something like this. FPSs are popular and people who play FPSs ONLY like FPSs. This means that you can't sell JRPG or survival horror to the same person that buys an FPS. Therefore the rising success...
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    Escape to the Movies: Noah - Brave, Bold, Bizarre and Kind Of Brilliant

    Someone help me understand this. The descendants of Cain are evil meat eaters and that is why God wants to wipe out humanity? Let's rephrase that. The descendants of a FARMER who killed his brother over the fact that God chose lamb chops over salad are the bad guys because the discovered lamb...
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    Jimquisition: The Adblock Episode

    I would also like to point out that I did this because you managed to appeal to my deeply held belief that nothing is free and what appears free is actually an offset cost. I didn't pay for it but someone somewhere did somehow. I would like nothing more than for the word "free" as it relates to...
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    Jimquisition: The Adblock Episode

    Dear God that was a lot of warnings to get that post up.
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    Jimquisition: The Wacky Harassment Blame Parade

    Unfortunately that falls under the heading of, "Things Assholes Do In the Course of Being Assholes," but it isn't the problem. The problem is that there is no meaningful consequence for those actions. As long as they are able to get away with it scott free then they will continue to do it. While...
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    Jimquisition: The Wacky Harassment Blame Parade

    What exactly is anyone here planning to do about it. If you have a bunch of anonymous assholes being assholes then you should... call them assholes. They don't know you and you don't know them so there isn't any real repercussions for this kind of behavior. No one is going to go to their house...
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    Jimquisition: Copyright War

    Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom aren't run by "dusty old white men." They're run by dusty old Asian men. Satoru Iwata, Hajime Satomi, and Kenzo Tsujimoto respectively. They just happen to be using the asinine state of American copyright law to dick over American their consumers. I the US the...
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    Jimquisition: Integrity, Journalism, and Free PS4s

    Actually a bit surprised that this even needed an explanations.
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    Escape to the Movies: Man of Tai Chi

    As for the first part of the video, I am a Christian and have put a good deal of time into studying the Bible and, without a doubt, the first books of the Bible, especially Genesis where the story of Noah appears, is genuinely weird from a modern perspective. As for the rest, Tai Chi has in...
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    Jimquisition: Children of the Resolution

    Let's get some science up in this piece. The human brain will start to perceive movement at 15fps. You can't actually "see" a framerate higher than 30fps and this is due to the fact that that number matches the speed of information going from your retina to your brain to produce an image which...
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    Zero Punctuation: Batman: Arkham Origins

    Actually, if you listen to the ambient dialogue, is really isn't. Some of the random dudes roaming the city seem to be clearly there because they're homeless. So what we really have is a super rich guy flying around the city in a fetish outfit beating up on the homeless. The guys at WB Montreal...