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Eat The Pigeon: The Championship: The Movie: The Foul Fowl Saga: The Game: Part 1 I'm also creating a spinoff where the world-class pigeon eating champion meets the world champion of goldfish-fin licking! Gonna be the surpise hit of the decade.

I'm British and I HATE tea! Actually, I hate Tea, Crumpets, Scones, Marmalade.... just about everything British really! :P My drink would deifnitely be DR PEPPER... or maybe RELENTLESS ENERGY! I don't know which to choose! :(

I guarantee that 90% of the people who say they won't get MW3, actually will get it. I voted Mass Effect 3, I have ZERO interest in that series, or in Assassins's Creed for that matter. Only reason I picked Mass Effect 3 is that at least Assassin's creed LOOKS cool. Mass Effect is just a yawn...

I really hope this is true, TBH. The American Government spends billions of dollars in space travel / investigation, when that money could be put to far better use for curing cancer, helping the homeless, NEW ORLEANS (yes, White House, it's still there, we still haven't forgotten, and it's still...

This. I don't expect it to be like Fallout 3 / NV much, but hopefully it is as engrossing as them so I can enjoy it for 100 hours or more. :D I've watched my bro play Oblivion and, to be honest, I thought it just plain sucked - it was boring and repetitive, so i decided never to play it...

I agree with ALMOST everything you said - I liked UC2 more than you (though still not deserving of a 10/10), and Red Dead even less (boring as shit), but Fallout 3 is one of my favourite games of all time! :D But I can understand how fans of FO 1+2 may not like it, but I just felt it was a...

You think Arkham City is bad? Try Der Riese of Nazi Zombies... shit... I'm stranded with three complete idiots for the rest of time, while hurtling through Teleporters and popping rotting heads with a Pack-a-punched Thompson. If I stay here much longer I'll go Necrophiliac... o_O

This. I love many of the games in the main series of the Pokemon franchise (except RSE, they were terrible), whereas there are a grand total of TWO digimon games I enjoy (Digimon World 1 and 3). On the other hand, there are very few really entertaining moments in the Pokemon anime (there ARE...

Wow. It's truly amazing technology then; those 3d effects are much more effective than my sperm...! o_O

Ahem. Please allow me to direct you all to the most amazing of all creatures that GAMEFREAK has not yet used: The Ass. Obviously when they DO make a donkey pokemon, it should have unparalleled attack power and speed... =P

I'm British and have only heard it once or twice, since we don't really idolise soldiers that much here. Personally I don;t give a flying fuck whether someone is shooting terrorists in Afghanistan or growing potatoes in Scotland, it's just a damn career choice - hell, 75% of trainees decided to...

Lanturn says "Hi". With less teeth, admittedly, but still. Snorlax. Okay, he doesn't have a nose, but he's still based off the Giant Panda.

Trying to find a spider? Ever heard of Galvantula? :P EDIT: Sorry for the double post =/