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This is one elaborate your mum joke

While consumer sentiment has been deemed by the unwashed masses to be moving away from the cougar standard after a brief period of popularisation, a night with your mother has convinced this lonely reporter that the era of the MILF is not dead but alive with the passion of a thousand burning...

Okay, so here's a question to mull over during the weekend. If you had a friend who had never played a videogame in his/her life, which one game would you show them as an example of a videogame and why? The end goal doesn't have to be to get them to play videogames, but rather just show them...

Pro Tip: It's "There's been about four of these in the past week; please try to enjoy the Search Button" Seriously though, it's getting harder and harder to know what's been a repeated topic because of the sheer volume of threads these days. For example, threads which have been responded to...

The title says it all really; tell us about some of the games you really want to enjoy, but just can't seem to get into. For example, at the moment I'm trying to get into Far Cry 2 but I just find myself unable to enjoy it because I'm being attacked every two minutes by zealous patrols who...

This could be a bit of completely fucked-up viral marketing, but I doubt it; not even IGN is that stupid. OP: Has IGN commented on the issue yet?

No, I mean when you read other people's reviews for the value of the review itself, why don't you just read the review and ignore the comments from other people below?

"Oh, right, I better let you in then. Where's the key? Where's the fookin' key!? SHARON! Have you seen the fookin' key?" "It's on the table you daft git!" "Well I didn't know that now did I?..fookin' hell!"

Then why don't you just read the OP and be done with it?

You're right, it's quite a negative review and it's meant to read that way. In a year and a half we've pleaded and asked nicely for people to lift their game and yet the same shit keeps on coming up again and again. Worse than that, it's increasing. The way I see it, it's time to give some...

No, just observations over the last three months. That...thing didn't help though. As for questions raised about the validity of reviewing the reviewer, if you're contributing to a public forum you are putting your name and your thoughts out there for the public to read, regardless of your...

This review is not about getting hits or comments. This review is about giving my opinion about a particular subject by making valid points across a particular set of areas. I can't really attack short and poorly considered reviews by writing one myself...kind of defeats the purpose.

Every single review on the forum shall be a Mass Effect review within a week. FACT. I can see you put a bit of effort into this but the thing I'd say about the review itself is that it's quite rigid with it's structure. Find a way to make the review flow (I suggest losing the headings) and...

I've tried to be nice to people for about a year and a half, we've been nice and not come down hard on those who put no effort into their reviews and yet here we are with an increasing number of reviews with no thought behind them. I can see what you're saying, but I've had enough. At some...