Recent content by HollaAtchABoi

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    2012 Summer Olympics: The Thread

    American here, just finished watching, for some reason they tape delayed it. I thought it was amazing personally. I enjoyed the rock and roll bits...im a huge fan of british rock though and artic monkeys in particular though so not suprising I liked that. But the real highlight for me was the...
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    What are Asians called in your country?

    In this work Imma address the half of the asian population I care about, the females: All the asian ladies in the house Holla at me and have no doubt That I got yellow fever Fuck you Justin Beiber I wanna get in that far east blouse -Holla
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    What is a singularity?

    Let HollaAtchABoi enlighten you: Singularity is infinitely small And I dont intend any meanness But in terms you can understand Its about the size of your penis -Holla
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    The "I'm awesome, feel-goody and lollipops* thread"

    I like this topic, it has inspired my latest work: The other day I was feeling down My funk I could just not kick But the thing that erased my frown Was taking a look at my enormous dick -Holla
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    Poll: You're a virgin, would you rather your first time be with another virgin or someone with experience?

    This topic has inspired my latest work: Now sit with me and have a beer I aint been a virgin in about ten years My woman was a champ Maybe a bit of a tramp And it brought me great loads of cheer -Holla
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    What are "African-Americans" called in your country?

    Holla ya boi is back With a message to the haters You can call black people black But I like basketball players -Holla
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    So, what encourages your faith in the human species?

    This has inspired my latest work: All the troubles in the world They really make me sick But when all seems to come unfurl I take a look at my dick And my mood begins to lift -Holla
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    14 year old shoots himself in the head during school

    This issue would have inspired a poem from me but Pearl Jam already did it. Jeremy spoke in, classsssss todayyyyy
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    can't decide what to do with my life

    Aight. Your dilemma has inspired my latest work: Your life is in a crisis And its not very nice I say jack off its righteous and doing it thrice -Holla
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    Bad at Porn?

    The worst porn I ever saw inspired my latest work: There once was a girl from Nantucket Who took a dump in a bucket Her friend began to eat Their lips they did meet And then they began to upchuck it -Holla
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    Calling all single people, what are you doing to survive the 14th?

    This valentines day I was single and wrote a poem to capture my personal experience: I stroke I stroke I stroke some more Oh look At that The messy floor
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    How did you have sex?

    This thread is full of hot stories that have inspired my newest work: I upon the thread Pleased by what I read My hands went to my lap and then I fapped
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    Write a poem

    I have a friend named Rick He is shaped like a big fat stick If you are a lady, will you please lick Make him excited he'll show you a trick I know it helps him if you use some spit just nothing gross, that will make him sick Cuz Rick is important to me, cuz Rick is my Dick