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    The scary thread

    Holy mother of kinky Jesus, is this thread still running?! It's like a challenge that I can't refuse even though I now I will never get anything positive from it or even come close to a state that could be called 'Victory' within it... which in itself is a good basis for a horror story, really.
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    Music you just discovered

    Last week I bought an album called 'Union Black' by a band called Skindred A welsh ragga-metal band with dubstep influences. On paper, ridiculously bad. In reality, fucking amazing!
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    What was your most recent nostalgia experience?

    I randomly started playing Fable: Lost Chapters again last week. I've put 16 hours into it now, I forgot how good it was. Where did it all go wrong?
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    Your childhood badass

    I'm about to end this thread like only one person can: Oh yeah, this shit just got real!
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    Poll: Calling all metal-heads...

    It used to be Metallica but the combination of Lulu (Along with all the dick moves they've been pulling lately) and Anthrax's amazing Worship Music has meant that Anthrax have jumped from 4th place to 1st. It now stands: 1. Anthrax 2. Megadeth 3. Metallica 4. Slayer
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    Zero Punctuation: Prototype 2

    I visit it quite often, with living there and everything. I must admit we aren't the greatest of people but I don't think we have as much of a victim complex as some other parts of the region *Cough* Manchester *Cough*
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    If GlaDos became unemployed...what would her new job be?

    Can anyone say 'Telemarketing'? You wouldn't complain when she puts you on hold, I can tell you that for certain!
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    What do normal people do in their spare time?

    Collect Stamps Play Jigsaws Uum... Listen to the collected works of Elgar? Ah, I don't know. Who needs spare time anyway?! CAPTCHA: Exercise More ...Is The Escapist trying to tell me something?
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    Zero Punctuation: Prototype 2

    Did Yahtzee just insult Liverpool? This is an act of blatant agression, kidda! PREPARE THE SCALLY CANNON...La!!! How dare you, I'll show you a victim complex! PREPARE THE OTHER SCALLY CANNON..."Random scouse slang"!!!
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    What would you give to an alien?

    ... And it'll be totally worth it!
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    Your battle theme

    Techincally I'm obeying the words of George Bush but in this context I'm suprisingly fine with that.
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    What would you give to an alien?

    I never said they had to understand it. It'll be like a private joke that the whole of mankind can share!
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    Biggest pain you've ever felt?

    A near-fatal case of Clostridium Difficile with Sepsis during a round of chemotherapy. In laymans terms, my intestines started to rot, my blood decided to join in the rot-fest and the chemotherapy wouldn't even let me recover until at least a month after it hit me. Thanks NHS, you crazy bastards!
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    What would you give to an alien?

    So, I was listening to the Rooster Teeth Podcast earlier today and they were talking about the Voyager satellite. Voyager is travelling out of the solar system (I believe its currently at Pluto) to explore outside the galaxy. On Voyager, there is a collection of pictures, sounds and other...
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    Thanks, I think thats it. Don't know where I got the native american stuff from, probably got it confused with Brave.