Recent content by Hutzpah Chicken

Yooooooooooo, Yahtzee. I Wanna be the Guy is my go to answer for people who say they're good a platformers. That game wrecked my shit back in high school.

Cheap Doom? Is that the newest mod for Doom and Doom 2?

I have a Sega Saturn I picked up for $30 about 10 years ago. I still don't have much of an idea of what games to get for it. The Genesis and the Dreamcast are real easy to find all sorts of fun games. Even the Master System has a decent few (like Phantasy Star and Outrun, which I think are the...

I was thinking the same thing. Without any sort of optical drive, this thing seems like it'll only live up to the potential of a Steam Box.

I doubt Yahtzee reads the comments, but I would suggest he plays Paradigm. It's a point-and-click title that'd probably underwhelm compared to Lucasarts ones, but it's a break from the usual releases.

I'm no expert, but I think a lone Desert Ranger could take on the RCMP.

I didn't realize the Prime series was considered, "Non-Canon." Why is it that Nintendo is being deliberately as stupid as Sega was in 2004 and still has a fan base on the internet? I imagine they'll move to pachinko like SNK and Konami and still be loved by the nostalgic blinded fans.

As long as I can run it at 1500 FPS, like the original, then I'll be happy.

I can't wait for the interview with Kojima after this game comes out, in which he will laugh heartily at the abysmal sales figure.

I always liked Unreal Tournament over Quake, mainly because I didn't have to toggle mouse-look with the right ctrl in UT. Likewise, I'll always have a soft spot for the Redeemer.

It took this comic to make me realize that the mugs are made of ceramic. Probably should have put that on the search for option, lol.

I'm fairly sure that it's supposed to be a costume that objectifies women. If you look at the context, Leia infiltrates Jabba's palace as a no-nonsense bounty hunter, then is discovered and captured by a very sleazy and brutal crime lord. So, wouldn't that mean her demeaning outfit is...

I'm glad Japan also noticed how much those life pods look like Sayian space pods.

Agreed. The lag crashes my game. OT: Maybe it would make more of a statement if the shelf of old games behind some start-up are all MVS cartridges. You'd probably only fit 5 or 6 in a shot, but that builds credit with hipsters and actual people!

I haven't played this game, but it sounds like it perfectly depicts all the Godzilla movies made before 1984.