Recent content by hyrulegaybar

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    Would you rather be rich or good-looking?

    I'm what has been described as an 8 or 9. I have never had trouble getting a job, finding a date, or making friends. As a consequence, I have never suffered financially in any regard. So yeah, I'll keep being hot, thanks.
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    Sick grandad becomes first person in Britain to die on national television

    I hate when people are afraid of something, so they claim that they're protecting children from trauma. I'm sorry, but your fragile inner child is what you're trying to protect, not someone else's kids. I saw my grandparents die--both of them--in the hospital. It was not traumatic. It taught me...
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    If you could put two portals anywhere?

    Except your plan would mean you'd have to leave the country first, then go to the bank vault, then releave the country...and what's to stop the gendarmes from uncovering your portal, or the police in the bank vault?
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    Transgendered Woman Beat Up In McDonald's; Employees Do Nothing

    Want to know something funny about this crime? They never talk about it, but Kitty Genovese was a lesbian. I'm not making any point other than pointing out the parallel between that crime and this. I'm not saying that gays and lesbians are being killed and people are looking on heartlessly. But...
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    1959 vs. 2009

    Did you know that crime was worse in 1959 than it is now? :3
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    Egypt president steps down

    Took so long? What, 20 days was too long for you?
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    Poll: Would you change your sexuality?

    In the US, anyway. :)
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    Poll: Would you change your sexuality?

    If you'd like to know how far we still have to go, gay people cannot donate blood, let alone marry, adopt kids, join the military, or keep their job or housing for being gay (at least in the US in all 50 states). Why do you think we're all still pissed off?
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    Poll: Would you change your sexuality?

    The major flaw in asking this question is that you DON'T have a choice. Anyone who has to come out as gay comes to accept the fact and is happy with it, but given a choice, virtually everyone would choose to be heterosexual. Just like an amputee is happy with their situation, but would have...
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    Why I Hate "Happy Tree Friends"

    Shock humor is only funny when it's actually funny. Happy Tree Friends is just not funny. Funny is Serial Mom, after impaling her daughter's exboyfriend with a fireplace poker, trying to jiggle his liver off the end because it grosses her out. That's hilarious.
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    Is there any meat you wouldn't eat?

    Any. If you could harvest human meat ethically (say, via volunteer or vat-grown meat) I'd try that too.
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    GayGamer.net has a lot to answer for

    You're right. I'm making a big deal out of wanting to have a character I can identify with to play. How silly of me to want that. You should go back and look at all the whining people in a custom game created here on The Escapist wherein it turns out you were playing as a gay man. The poor...
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    GayGamer.net has a lot to answer for

    When there are so-called sandbox games that STILL only allow you to court someone of the opposite sex then yeah, actually, that affects you specifically as a gay gamer. Maybe I'm slicing the pie wedge just a bit thinner by patronizing a site that deals with issues that come up as a gamer but...
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    A non-racist look at modern black culture

    Until you spend a long time studying this, you can't say that you've really taken a look at black culture. Spend awhile actually listening to music, reading books, watching TV and movies, and going to restaurants all patronized primarily by black customers. Only then can you really say that...
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    Industry Obsessed With "Gay Space Marines," Says Mafia 2 Producer

    I want to be offended by this, but it's true. But as a gay man, I wish they'd just be overt with it instead of subtle.