Recent content by I am Jack's smirking revenge

You're actually a faceless wise voice on the internet... The love of my life requires daily sacrifices in her name....ahhh we've had some great times...

ARE YOU CALLING MY MOMMY A LIAR?!!!!! ;)

I'm sorry I'm really not trying to bash a country...It just really annoys the hell out of me....The funny thing is I'm actually American.(I don't act (or look) like those people though...)

ugh a bunch of (fat) idiots marching for a bunch of things I could give a shit about just annoys the fuck out of me.

1-Are we really going to call those giant wolves ****Censored for the betterment of mankind**** werewolves?! 2-Are we really going to call those gain wolves ****Censored for the betterment of mankind***** werewolves?!!!!!! 3-All of the voltaire need haircuts. 4-I enjoyed seeing Edward...

Buy a kitty and put it really close to your face when you talk to her...If she doesn't say awww when the kitty scratches your eyes out I don't think anything will work...

Oh hey jack how are you? I'm fine how about you? I'm feeling really goo...Wait...I forgot what I was about to post...Shit...

I'm sure most of them deserved it.

How many knees have you broken so far?

I would start a fight club.

I'm with you on that one...Cthulhu fhtagn. ;)

I'm just trying to survive all of these zombie threads HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Okay I'm done being obnoxious. I'll just go with survivor because I hate zombies.

Do you still have to ask for permission to get a cookie when you're 7?

I swear I already voted on a poll exactly like this one...Oh my god did I just go back in time?! (I'll say it again so I don't mess any alternate-timeliness up) American Mcgee's Alice 2.

I would kill myself a minute before my designated "time to die" period...