Recent content by Ian Caronia

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    "Dark Souls Will Eat Skyrim's Face"

    Well, I know for a fact Dark Souls will run on my PS3 just fine. Skyrim, no matter what, has yet to give us viable proof it won't freeze our consoles or pull an LA Noire and screw up the older versions of our consoles. That alone let me choose which of these fantastic titles to get. If I...
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    Slow-Mo Decapitations Earn Skyrim an M Rating

    As long as the rape subplots aren't throw-away, done to the player, and/or meaningless then this is fine. Oh, and if I hear one mother fucker in that game say anything like "reverse-rape" I will kill every NPC I see and set the disc on fire. However, again, I doubt the writers will be so...
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    Fate/Extra Western Release! Also: Sequel Planned!

    Actually the visual novels from Type-Moon (Fate/Stay Night creator company) are pretty interactive. So much so that the whole story depends on your choices. _The difference with this game is that it's more akin to how the Persona series works and isn't told through just images (as is apparent...
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    Fate/Extra Western Release! Also: Sequel Planned!

    I only know it from Arcana Hearts 3, which was translated pretty well from what I've seen.
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    Fate/Extra Western Release! Also: Sequel Planned!

    I only got into the visual novel because this was coming out. I'm much more into RPGs than VN titles, but it turns out you don't have to know anything about the Fate Stay Night novels to get into this self-contained story. This should be really good. So far it's on Gamestop's best seller...
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    Fate/Extra Western Release! Also: Sequel Planned!

    Fate/Extra for the PSP is finally seeing a Stateside release with English translation and everything...aside from English VA work. The original Japanese VAs are gonna stay in. It's being translated and published by Aksys Games and set for a November release. Synopsis from TvTropes...
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    Trailers: Deus Ex Human Revolution: The Missing Link

    Okay, I can explain this. Basically the point was that humanity found a way to force evolution onto itself, and thus seeing the profit and benefits from this, corporations involved grew bloated and became major influences in the governments of their respective countries, excluding the UN. Some...
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    Heavy Rain Dev Says Pre-Owned Sales Cost it Millions

    Boo-hoo, you whiny jackass. Your game was stupid and nonsensical anyway. Maybe I'll give a shit when you decide to pluck your head out of your ass and write a coherent narrative. Waste of sixty dollars, I mean it. I bought it new, liked it until I saw who the killer was, realized nothing...
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    BioWare Wants Fan Input on Sexy Anime-Style Mass Effect Statue

    This isn't anime. This is the stereotype of anime. Even when Bioware wants to blend into an easily adaptable medium it fucks it up. Why not make Tali a loli and up the size of Miranda's... ...On second thought, maybe this change was coming all along.
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    Poll: Are you getting skyrim?

    I need to see how the game is recieved first. Oh, not by critics. They and hundreds of others will love it. I mean by the consoles. I'm not pre-ordering a game that could potentially (looking at the dev's track record) freeze my PS3...again.
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    Trailers: Deus Ex Human Revolution: The Missing Link

    I did. Personally this really should've come at the end of the game, but if it has to do with the final boss, then I guess it fits (though it makes little sense since we see Adam in one of the latter stages which is meant to be right after this DLC and he's just fine. Just a little groggy, not...
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    Poll: Dead Island, is it worth the hype?

    I'm gonna go look up a Dead Island LP now and see just what you're talking about, but going from what you said: No, running zombies aren't zombies. Zombies that knock people out? That's...just dumb. Just call it a ghoul! There are other flesh eating monsters aside from zombies. I agree...
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    What if Saints Row 3, Mass Effect 3, Skyrim, and MW3 (if you're still into that) turn out to be bad?

    It might've been said earlier, but before you even speculate about what you'd do in case the games suck or end with a bad ending, just keep in mind the two deciding factors to each major title prior to pre-ordering-> There, now that the pros and cons are laid bare, don't you think the...
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    Sony Exec Blasts Microsoft for Content Policy

    Fact is Sony does have the superior console...for now. The Blu-Ray tech the PS3 uses is superior to any other console on the market now. It's as proven as the fact that the 360 is built horribly. Still, no reason to be pompous about it, Sony. You want to make a statement then do so without...
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    The Grossly Offensive Content of Mr. Narcisse on Deus Ex:HR's "Racist Character"

    Very true all around, but if enough people write in and email complaints as to his conduct then he'll be forced to give a public apology, and then he will be shown for his true journalistic colors. The next time he tries to do something like this he'll have to think twice, and if he doesn't...