Recent content by Ih8pkmn

I am not joking here.TV Tropes has recently tried to attack my computer several times within the past two or three days. A few of the things it's tried to give me include, if AVG is to be believed, at least 6 blackhole viruses and over 20 trojans. So, please, if you feel the need to feed your...

When idiots on the intertubes got your blood in a boil, Trashing other people's hard work and toil, They're acting like gits, On the dead, they're practically taking shits, It almost makes you want to fry them in motor oil What do you do in a situation such as this? Do you tell them to...

Stupid Ninjas... Also, what do you mean no other Nick cartoons are any good? Ever hear of The Wild Thornberrys? I loved that show; pity they don't show it anymore.

Only in America... Land of the Whopper, Home of the Redneck. Seriously, what the hell? Don't people know where the word "wigger" came from? Here's a hint: it's a combination of the word "White", and a word so offensive, I want to slap everyone who says it. Every time I see a story like...

In Fallout 3: Step 1: Get a Dart Gun and the Gauss Rifle(AKA the only reason to do Operation: Anchorage) Step 2: Fire Dart Gun at Deathclaw. No more pounce attack. Step 3: Fire Gauss rifle at it's head a few times. Watch the gibs fly, and collect arm for Gauntlet.

Wario: Master of Disguise. I actually sold it today... got about 3 dollars store credit for it.

[/B] Take a wild guess. What are children usually sold into? Slavery, prostitution, drug mules... Anyone familiar with Chinese law? If so, any idea what the penalty for this is? I really hope it's castration so these idiots can't ever have children again.

Ask "You're kidding, right?" If yes, then laugh. If no, immediately spit out chunk of meat before swallowing, run out of their house, and never eat meat again. Ever. Not even bacon... precious bacon...

I'm a nerd because it's the only thing I can be with all of my physical, mental, and social problems... Yeah. Don't want to talk abou tit. Also, WTF Ad Captchas?

Well, shit. I can't accept that; I play snake all the time on Youtube while waiting for my videos to load on my painfully slow connection.

Back when I first got Pokemon Sapphire, I caught Kyogre. With a Primer Ball.

Telepathy. Can you imagine having to hear thoughts all day and all of the night? Humans don't think in complete sentences like they do on TV; they often think several random things at once. That, or Super Speed. Want to go from one room to another? You burst into flame from the...

GTA4. Yeah... I'll get back to it... when I decide I want to be chattered at by the unlikeable characters over the phone.

I got a detention for having origami things in my folder. I wasn't even making them; I just had them in my folder, and they fell out! What the fuck! Also, I accidentally gave the finger to someone in first grade, and got a detention for it. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GIVING SOMEONE THE FINGER...

*facepalm* I give it 3 days before this particular DRM is cracked, and it will be cracked using nothing more than a refrigerator magnet and a kumquat!