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So how is it even going to be a spin off? Is Anne Hathaway Danny Ocean's daughter or something? Also, apparently one of the cast members is some rapper named "Awkwafina", which may be the most hilarious rap name I've ever heard.

Blade is interesting, because the longer it went on, the worse it got. Not just in the movies themselves, but even in the first movie. Blade started out amazing, but I honestly thought it got weaker as the film went on. The first half of the movie is perfect, but then it kind of starts...

My only question is: why a coffee shop? If I've had a crappy enough day that I'm willing to pay a hot woman for a BJ, I'd prefer a whiskey or a beer to go along with it. Or is combining booze and prostitution illegal?

Most have probably already been mentioned, but... Myth and Myth II. Would play updated versions of these games in a heartbeat. Max Payne: Love this game, but man is it hard to play games now where characters have faces that never move. Psi-Ops: Please please please please. KOTORs...

Holy crap, I may never need another game again. I've sunk about 30 hours into my Vampire Counts campaign, and I basically want to play a campaign as every race in the Warhammer world (except Dwarves). And then mods will keep on coming, and I'll want to play through them all again.

Yeah, I do think the faces look a little off, but considering the game doesn't come out till next year, there's tons of time for them to polish the whole thing. Swamp Thing would be great! I'm really hoping for Darkseid, Braniac, Metallo (later Metallo, when he could create guns and...

Well, I WOULD pay money to see Jason Statham roundhouse kick a ghost...

I'll probably give it a look when it's on Netflix, but thus far it seems to be the same consensus as every Paul Feig movie I've seen: it's decent, but you pretty much forget every joke by the next day. Bridesmaids, The Heat, Spy, all were decently entertaining, if not too long, but by the...

-No voiced protagonist -Add stealth kill animations for more than just humans (Kingdoms of Amalur did this years ago). -Speaking of stealth, add new abilities you gain as you level up in stealth that give you more options to maintain your stealthiness, sort of like Far Cry 3 and 4 did...

Most of these are pretty terrible. Also, considering that "Larry the Cable Guy" is an act, I think David Cross is actually burning himself here by looking like a fool.

Absolutely. If they end up in some kind of massive financial trouble, I'm not going to let them end up homeless or anything, but I'll be damned if I'm going to have kids who turn into Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.

Turn-based strategy games (not including X-Com). Things like Endless Legend, Endless Space, Age of Wonders, Fallen Enchantress, Galactic Civilizations, HOMM, etc. For some reason I buy these games all the time convinced that I'm going to fall in love with them, but then I get bored and quit...

I'm not sure why it's particularly surprising: the MO of basically all reboots over the past decade seems to be 'it's ok, but you'll forget about it a day later', which seems to be the general consensus of the reviews. Total Recall, RoboCop, the Hitcher, Hills have Eyes, the myriad of horror...

Lore question: are the Imperial Knights just giant Mechs with pilots in them, or are they like Dreadnoughts, in that the pilot is basically fused inside the machine itself? In other words, is Solaria just the the pilot of the Mech, or she IS the Mech?

Holy shit, $5,000!?!?!? If my blood was worth that much, I'd just have them drain a pint every 2 months and live off the money from that.