Recent content by illegalusername

Nothing can beat the bee-hands of Bioshock. And i never get anywhere in this game because i overuse the weedwhacker gun and laugh maniacally

"amusing cartoon whale in an ocean of second hand bong water" had me floored. If you liked NMH for the sheer "what" factor, you should try God Hand. It doesn't even try to make sense, you just punch the fuck out of gorillas and midget power rangers.

I bought bioshock only because i could shoot bees from my hands. I mean, fuck lightning. The end to Return of the Jedi would have been a million times cooler if the Emperor had shot angry bees at Luke. Edit: The console comparison was the best. Period.

I had great fun with Witcher, but the review was still hilarious. Though after the "vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end" line you could just gone "Hurf durf" and shown a Goatse marathon for three minutes and i still would have forgiven you.