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    Zero Punctuation: Totally Accurate Battlegrounds and Moonlighter

    The woman's health meter in that game was a tattoo on one of her boobs [http://www.cracked.com/article_25158_5-games-that-were-released-hilariously-broken.html], so to check your health you'd have to look down to oggle yourself.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2018 Round-Up

    I like Liefeld's artwork too; it's great for endless laughs [https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings].
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    Zero Punctuation: Okami HD

    It's been happening with old Moviebob and Jim Sterling videos, too. So, yeah, site bug because there's no tech team.
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    Biggest flaws in your favorite games?

    Not to mention having to work that puzzle to what sounds like somebody's drunken mumbling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1nC0Re5E3s]. --- Blaster Master - It's super easy to end your game if you clear out some of those shootable blocks, move Jason through them, then pause the game or do...
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    Zero Punctuation: Okami HD

    "I now challenge the comments section to list every game where you can widdle on the enemy." Well, there's Binding of Isaac if you get the "Number One" powerup.
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    Is this the worst plot twist ever?

    I can think of four games off the top of my head where the plot twist is either "The big baddy wants to destroy the world to stop the world from being destroyed" or "The big baddy wants to kill everybody to stop everybody from killing each other."
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    Your most Unpopular Media Opinion

    I don't care for Shadow of the Colossus. For a while my opinion of it was "foaming at the mouth hatred" but only because I'd been pushed there by people who wouldn't hear an unkind word about the game and told me to go back to Halo if SotC's depth scared me so bad (except I don't like Halo...
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    Can you guess a game from a line of dialogue? (thread game)

    Flame Hyenard [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s]
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    Can you guess a game from a line of dialogue? (thread game)

    Is this Killer7? I recall the Luchador whose name eludes me mentioning something about children... You were lurking in this topic just waiting for somebody to quote Auron, weren't you?
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    The worst minigames.

    Wasn't Bowser's Inside Story the one that, at some point in the game, told you to put the system down and go do something else for a few minutes? In FFX, I didn't play a single Blitzball game after the mandatory one. FF7 had a bunch of stupid one-off minigames, like the motorcycle chase...
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    Final Fantasy - My Retrospective of an Entire Series.

    Even Auron? I'm currently nearing the end of a replay of FF7 (just need to do a bunch of bird races for Knights of the Round, then go stab Sephiroth in the face). What struck me about that scene in this playthrough is the game itself doesn't even seem to give a crap. "Hm, that's a shame. NOW...
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    Zero Punctuation: Nier Automata

    I don't know which of NIER's endings Automata is a sequel to, but if it is the fifth, want to know what's really fun about that? NIER the game only has four endings; the "fifth" ending is from a Japan-only book.