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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow Warrior

    What difficulty level were you playing on Yahtzee? Can't complain something is too easy when you're playing on too easy.
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    Get Out of Your Comfort Zone for 2016

    I went to see Star Wars VII with some people who never seen the previous ones. They got very confused. I went to see Mad Max Fury Road with no knowledge of the franchise and was blown away. The problem with Star Wars VII is that they just wanted to make a "Star Wars Movie" in mind while...
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    Upon The Mary Sue Character in Video Games

    I couldn't tell that the purple girl was a "Dragon" until the game explicitly told me. She looks like a purple Sonic with longer hair and horns attached. Can't find any "Za'im" the hedgehog. I guess the fans never used an Arabic name? Anyhow, I tried using my Steam user name "Zatchooze" and...
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    Zero Punctuation: Nom Nom Galaxy & Freedom Planet

    I was expecting that rage on Freedom Planet's story. Honestly, some of the cutscenes go on for more than 10 minutes and the tone is terribly jarring. Some people like their voice acting too much to edit it out and it isn't even good.
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    Zero Punctuation: Hatred - Maypole of Controversy

    Seriously, why isn't Yahtzee on the news where he can tell everyone "This game is just using controversy to fish free publicity. Move along. Let's talk about Spec Ops: The Line". Instead, we have all these narrow minded "games r bad" arguers who never even played the god damn game. Or even saw...
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    Why You Should Be a Bit Disappointed With Ori and the Blind Forest

    I'd agree to most of this article but still, the selling point of this game to me was more of the gameplay, music and art style more than the story. The RPG elements didn't add much but at least they didn't make me as overpowered as in Dust: An Elysian Tail I've never dropped any abilities as...
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    Zero Punctuation: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number & Ori And the Blind Forest

    As for the story, I suppose its hit or miss. Its definitely above the average of platformer stories that usually involve defeating the baddie or save the world or save the damsel. At least the villain in Ori has some reasonable motivations and is sympathetic. Not going about how evil they are...
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    Zero Punctuation: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number & Ori And the Blind Forest

    I played Ori after finishing Guacamelee STC edition. Metroidvania marathon. Whoever says Ori is hard did not play Guacamelee's El Inferno challenge rooms or They Bleed Pixels, a retro-style platformer that allows you to place checkpoints anywhere similar to Ori. Ori may not have combat as...
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    The Big Picture: What the Duck?

    This movie was actually rated PG. Beastiality is suitable for all ages. Don't forget the duck tits.
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    The Big Picture: Turtle Power - The Older, Better TMNT Movie

    Its nice to hear that old theme song play.
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    Escape to the Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Kids Deserved Better Than This

    RIP Being Nice to Michael Bay 2014-2014 HOORAY! Please let this movie bomb so we can have the reboot that takes everything from the cartoon Bob showed. Have Bebop, Rocksteady, Technodrome and Dimension X. Besides, its not like there isn't a better looking talking antropomorphic animal...
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    Zero Punctuation: Transistor - Like Bastion But...

    Although the narration isn't as great as Bastion's, I thought the music more than made up for it. Yahtzee could've mentioned how much neater it is though. That was his problem in Bastion and Transistor fixed it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Shovel Knight - Good NES Nostalgia

    I was actually thinking about this game. I guess I'll go get it now. With your powers combined, I am SHOVEL KNIGHT! Reminds me of Cave Story.
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    The Big Picture: Leave Michael Bay Alone

    Bob had a lot of reason to hate the 4th film. Remember Pacific Rim? #1 Movie of 2013? I'm sure TF4 has got some ideas from there. Remember the big ship smashing scene? Transformers 4 HAS THREE! Remember the Japanese actor in that movie? Transformers 4 has Chinese Mando-Pop Stars! Remember...