Recent content by J.T.Hipster

I use the phrase "moral choices" because it sounds better than just "choices." I'm complaining because its an otherwise linear game that shoves in these choices not because its good for characterization or plot, but because it feels sort of like having freedom, but not really. I'm complaining...

Is this review a joke? Starcraft II isn't a golden brick, its a RTS game that's so goddamn camp I half expect there to be a "biff" every time a Zergling hits my Marines. I mean, not to insult the reviewer or anything, but the game isn't fantastic by any means. Multiplayer, fine. There are...