Recent content by j_meister

  1. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

    Great stuff. Very apt. The game was rather easy, but also a ton of fun. Funny review. I enjoyed it.
  2. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    Good review. While I enjoy MW2, it's clearly over-rated, with it's glaring flaws overlooked by the majority of reviewers. Did anyone else find the levels that took place on US soil to be long, arduous, repetitive? At the same time, I constantly felt like all the good and enjoyable levels of the...
  3. j_meister

    Lego Mario Auctioned For Charity

    Why is Luigi so small? Is this lego construct a visual representation of the brothers' egos? Mario being bloated and oversized and poor Luigi being small and underappreciated? Mario - always stomping on the little guy.
  4. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Wet

    You played the wet from start to finish?! Poor Yahtzee. The demo was enough to let me know how rubbish the game was.
  5. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

    Hmm... This one wasn't as funny as I expected Yahtzee. Still good though as other people have pointed out. If the storyline for Assault on Salt&Vinegar didn't sound so lame I'd be annoyed at the spoiler. I think I'll buy this to play Butcher Bya since I never experienced it.
  6. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Siren Blood Curse

    That was an f'd up review Yahtzee. ... and I freakin' loved it. Laughed my ass off at a few points. Your avatar leaping in with the coathanger at the end is priceless. Wrong, but priceless.
  7. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: MadWorld

    My Dad now has a Wii. He's the kind of person who wouldn't touch a serious games console unless it held the key to immortality, so this goes to show what a pile of crap the Wii must be. Five minutes with the motion control bollocks and I'm ready to throw it out the window. Death to nintendo...
  8. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

    Great review once again Yahtzee. You seem to be on a roll with the last few all been hilarious, even if the games don't actually interest me one bit.
  9. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 5

    Good review Yahtzee. Thought it was quite an accurate one too based on what I've played of the game. I think it might be worth owning for the intensity of the co-op gameplay. Good thing there are plenty of homeless people around these parts!
  10. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Too Human

    Well done Yahtzee, it feels like the old you is back and shaking his thang. That's right: I said 'thang'. This is the breath of fresh air you needed. A truely awful attempt at a game that needed you to slate it. And slate it you did! You made slating into an artform once again, you sexy, sexy...
  11. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

    Dear Mr. Crosshaw, Well, I'm glad you stepped up to my challenge, even if you only stepped up to it the same way a bored and overworked whore would to a client whose sex she has no intention of enjoying. Here's the deal: you missed everything (where's the itallics for emphasis - dammit) about...
  12. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    I thought this review might have been a touch biased, and therefore warped or exagerrated... so I tried SC4... and I laughed at how perfect and accurate Yahtzee's review was. Throws absolutely destroyed the AI opponents and fighting any other way was tedious and pointless.
  13. j_meister

    What is your greatest weakness ???

    Greatest weakness? My mortality. I'm working on fixing it though.
  14. j_meister

    The Third Batman Film in the Nolanverse *SPOILERS*

    Fully agreed. Bats is still too young for Robin to make his first appearance. I would like to see Azrael though. That would be something.
  15. j_meister

    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Hey Jerkwad! Review Eve! I know it's one of the Escapist's sponsors, but it's criminal that you compare all mmorpgs to the poor piss-stain of a game that is World of Warcraft. I'd be fist-shakingly mad if you gave it a bad review, but are you going to let that stop you? Most likely not! Be...