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    EA Aims to "Broaden" Dead Space Audience

    1] That's not Dead Space. What I saw at the E3 presser was not Dead Space. That was the most generic space shooter that I have seen in a good long while. Hell, I don't even like Dead Space all that much (due to me being rather a bit of a wuss and not liking horror) and even I'm offended by...
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    Neversoft Drafted Into Call of Duty Development Army

    So, we can prepare to see the Call Of Duty series explode, can't we? The only reason the bubble hasn't burst yet is because Activision only release one a year, which I think is why EA's sports games still continue to do so well year upon year. But, as FogHornG36 says This'll work for Acti in...
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    New Hitman Trailer Brings the Guns and the Nuns

    Through 2 Kane & Lynch games! Can't IO just admit that they don't want to make a Hitman game and get out whilst they can still save some face (hey, one half of an eye socket is still better than nothing)? I've tried to remain optimistic seeing as Hitman games were always marketed poorly...
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    Adam Sessler Leaves G4

    Oh, Maker! That clip! I can't stop laughing! Somebody help me! OT: Sad to see the Sess go. I hope he finds a new home to rest his hat that's also not a total ballsac to work at.
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    The Big Picture: Future Assembly

    Seeing it Friday night! This Friday! Suck it, rest of world! OT: Really interesting way of putting it down, Bob. Though this is Hollywood so this concept is far more likely to be abused and crapped upon rather than used in any decent way.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Jonny Three

    Oh, Maker! Stop! Stop with the funny! I can't take it!
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    Senior GAME Execs Warned of Looming Administration

    How on earth has no-one linked this video into the thread, yet? OT: I don't care what anybody says, I'm sad to see them go. I've been shopping at GAME and Gamestation for most of my life (what with them being the only video game shops in town bar HMV) so this is like Woolworths all over...
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    U.K. Retailer GAME Loses Mass Effect 3

    Yeah, I understand now. I've had to do some research on this for a news story I'm writing and... it's bleak. I understand that it's not totally their fault and that was my knee-jerk "What the hell happened to my pre-order?!" reaction at the time. Christ, now I feel super guilty at being...
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    U.K. Retailer GAME Loses Mass Effect 3

    What. The. Fuck. Seriously: what the fuck?! I've had my N7 edition pre-ordered (with a £5 deposit) at Gamestation for the last month and a half! I've even traded in games and had that money put on a gift card in order to pay for it! Hell, it was the only way I'd be able to afford it...
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    An Explosive Mass Effect 3 Trailer For "FemShep Friday"

    You mean the ONLY Commander Shepard? FEMSHEP ALL THE WAY, BITCHES! Bioware: Stop with the trailers! You. Are. Killing me! The next month is going to be torture! And stop teasing me with the N7 Collector's Edition! I know it's awesome! I know I want it! But I don't have the...
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    Gamer Dies In LAN Cafe, No One Notices

    I don't even... I just... I really don't have any words that can appropriately convey the mixture of my emotions now... Just... Gorram it!
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    Oklahoma Ponders Violent Videogame Tax

    Because that's not stupid, shortsighted & hard to enforce in the least(!)
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    Ubisoft Vancouver Closes

    Ubi... EA did this whole "obviously super evil games corporation" thing 3 years ago. You're not original. Please stop. It's kind of embarrassing.
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    The Darkness II Demo Coming Soon (Later For PS3)

    25th of January? Right, that's a day set aside! I can then sail through the demo with a fine tooth comb and see if they've f*cked it up. Seriously, the first Darkness is my favourite FPS of this generation with easily the best campaign in an FPS this generation too. Tugged on my...
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    Poll: Who really wants a new console?

    No. I don't want a new generation just yet. We can still squeeze more power out of the consoles. Just because Nintendo are finally joining this generation with... whatever the hell the WiiU is, doesn't mean everyone should start shoving the bandwagon out even further. I'd like a few more...