Recent content by jackolantern

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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

    but, the exchange of ideas is fruitful - much more fruitful than exercising hand-eye coordination in a very uninteresting and limited way
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

    i think he meant mars. clearly. unless she's a she - then venus.
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

    that is absurd, sir.
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

    no, and this is the "review" that relinquishes yahtzee's award for seemingly best taste in videogames on the internet. gh 1 was novel, sure, but it wore thin and quickly became mind numbingly dumb
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    some might argue that videogames in general encompass just that. but, of course, we're a little bit more opened-minded than those people aren't you and i? ;)
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    gozaimas- i essentially agree with you. my first post was mostly in reference to posts regarding the video as revelation and justification for delusions of superiority (although, if those posts were facetious, i can appreciate that). but, i think all of yahtzee's pieces are perspicacious...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    it certainly doesn't pain him to do it, otherwise he probably wouldn't do it. so, yeah, he does do it for fun, not in a superficial way but in a self-satisfying way. and, we assume he's being honest, which is a safe assumption otherwise his argument would probably fall apart (unless it's...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    this just in: everything sucks! i mean, you can tear anything down. you don't like something. big deal. however, yahtzee here is an entertainer. so, his opinion, while not a big deal as well, is appreciatively sensational, which is what makes it entertaining.