Recent content by Jackpot

It's ok Tom. You're in big boy press. You can say "bastard" when it refers to an illegitimate child.

stealing articles from penny arcade is the forefront of modern internet journalism. Godspeed!

Best DD EVER. I was going to say you should pack up and go home, because nothing will beat that, but long ass koosh ball just signifies you've upped the ante. Congratulations

*SALUTE* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdVTVR-j0Q Союз нерушимый республик свободны&#1093...

I hope it is, I've been waiting for that since the series started. More semifluids please!

Why do we have no fucking power to stop these fucking pricks? Jews do not own the holocaust for one, it's about freedom of speech for two.

I found a way to breathe on mars because I am not a ******. (PS : no, not homosexual people. the other kind.)

Grateful dead. The beatles ain't got shit on anybody. They're the lowest of the low.

you have my sword...

they still haven't fixed the biggest problem in DR1: It's a mall full of zombies and improvised weapons. Let me kill them at my own leisure.

it's called content to noise ratio, and it's not a release date. my girlfriend is in the same room playing wow and she's been waiting for news too. news are serious business. the escapist is meant to be a decent gaming news website, not a wow conspiracy theory place.

this is not news.

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, GROUNDBREAKING NEWS, HERE AT THE ESCAPIST. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

And you post this on a website that's desperate to get games to be taken seriously.

I never said anything bad about Susan Arendt, and I respect people regardless of gender. It's 100% about her bad music. Change this, k? take your own advice and fuck off. You like Musey? listen to her. We don't want her here. Hooraay!