Recent content by Jailbird408

Isn't Assassin's Creed supposed to be about, I don't know, ASSASSINATING? I wasn't interested in Assassin's Creed III because it had huge ships. In fact, without any monolithic megastructures and satisfying shanking, I wasn't interested in AC3 at all. I plowed through the game completely...

Want to hear a tangentially related tale? My dream Mario game is a sort of multiplayer Mario-and-Luigi style RPG for the Wii U set eighteen years after the Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms have made peace. You play as Mario's daughter (hereafter called Mary because the concept alone drained my...

Uh, Yahtzee. I feel I should point out. When you pronounced the name of the player character, Jason Brody, your "d" sounded a lot like an "n." Surprised nobody picked it up, really.

You know you're a gamer when your diet is 100% calories and 0% nutrition.

Kixeye's logo is a knight piece from chess with a unicorn horn. Fun fact: In most accepted forms of 3D chess, a unicorn is often used to represent a piece which can travel triagonally through the corners of cube spaces, e.g. from Be2 to Cd3. ...I don't know what this means in relation to...

Why do I get the feeling we won't be able to describe anything that gets released two years or more from now as "good?"

I've never played any of those ultra-realistic FPS's. I don't even know what iron sights are.

I was extremely prepared for a scathingly negative review, and when I didn't get it I realised that Yahtzee was completely wrong. So I've spent the entire year expecting this movie to suck. Now that I know it doesn't, I should be pleasantly surprised. Except... I'm not relieved. I still think...

Neither. Save up. Once you've got twice that much money you can decide between the 3DS and Vita.

Well, howdy there, excuse to post more Monstercat. Well, I did love them the moment I discovered them.

Hawken? Hawken? Hawken?! That's it? I don't even know what that is! I still feel shafted.

How is nothing coming out on 12/12/12? That's my birthday and I was thinking it would be some kind of epic explosion of awesome! It's close to Christmas, it's a once-in-a-lifetime date, it's easy to remember... Why am I being snubbed?

LittleBigPlanet Vita. LittleBigPlanet Vita. Little. Big. Planet. Vita. Buy a Vita and buy this game for its gorgeous soundtrack alone. Awesome tracks on this game that don't have Youtube uploads for some reason: Heterotic's remix of Shutter Light Girl by Kuedo, Fly Vision by Arcadion...

Incase you couldn't tell by the capital C, I'm currently designing a game in Little Big Planet Vita. Most of it's going as smoothly as it can for someone with no programming experience, but there's one major hitch. I want to do that thing the Arcade did where you can tap a button to replay the...

My family is going to see Madagascar 3 in cinemas and they're about to leave. I'm desperate to get out of the house and do something, but not so desperate that I'd watch an overly obnoxious glorifier of butt jokes. That's the impression I got from the trailer and I'd like to know if I pinned the...