Recent content by jakefongloo

Really? I leave for boot camp tomorrow. I don't get internet, videogames, homemade meals, or basic freedoms for two months. My sympathy for you is sparse Read a damn book

Probably because this site has a slightly more mature audience than the average CoD server. Smacktards don't survive long on the Escapist. It's only natural then, that most of us look down on CoD in favour of games with a less annoying playerbase. That is the biggest load of bullshit I've...

When someone repeats what I said in a stupid mocking voice, I quite literally can't see for a second it's all red with a chance of evisceration.

nope so if a guy with horns and a goatee just handed me one im fucked

I'm thinking this why the fuck would an agent who's primary concern is smuggling goods in and out of the country care about computer files?

nurture obviously because straight parents never have gay kids............ -.-'

A hive mind will never advance. Hive minds look to expand and spread but don't ever get better or get better over a REALLY long time. From a militaristic stand point I can understand how hive minds would be more able. But for all other times, individuals, because individuals adapt and...

Really? I honestly thought that in 2011 someone would not be that open about political INcorrectness. I hope people who use that site pay a fuck ton. On the other hand I don't buy (at all) that physical attraction does not matter. I may be shallow for typing this, but I won't approach a...

Edit: Nevermind thought it was sony. It's sega my bad But still, I had no idea that online security for everything evidently consisted of an AVG free edition and some virtual pot-bellied inbred with a shotgun sitting on their customers stuff.

You know whats great about capitalism? If you get butt fucked by a company, you are not forced to buy from the company anymore. We just need more options, another company who makes game consoles that people could just look at the difference between them and say oh shit! This one doesn't lie to...

It's a sad day when someone says that the N64 controller is better than something else. I'm just glad my fingers were long enough to be able to hold it the way I did.

Katey in dead rising 2 I'm pretty sure you can keep playing but I've never seen what happens because I can't let his daughter turn into a zombie. I just can't!

I'm pretty sure what I eat now is less meat and more factory run-off but ignorance is bliss. As long as i never find out I'm perfectly OK. Yea just keep me away from the fridge with the "shit burger" sticker on it, that was kinda funny actually. How the hell is refining shit the same price...

By my understanding, websites get more prestigious ads and "pull" in the industry based on their members/daily views. When everyone goes to say Gamespot to see a review of Duke Nukem because no one else has it. Those viewings show up to help expand the company and consequently the website.

It's dangerous but heartwarming to know certain business dealings are still done on good ol' fashion hand shaking, word giving, and pinky swears. Also as i was reading when I was getting near the bottom I looked aside my screen to take a drink of water. When I looked back I just glanced at...